当前位置：文档库 › 英语5人搞笑微电影剧本

英语5人搞笑微电影剧本

英语微电影剧本《Whose treat》

演员：A——，B——，C——，D——，旁白——

编剧：摄影：

后期制作：

插曲：场景一《铃儿响叮当》场景二《雪绒花》场景三《泰坦尼克号主题曲》场景四《flash》场景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》

道具：一份报纸（最好是英文的），三份试卷（白纸即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃（场景一：未定空地____5个人都到，拍摄）

旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner

一天，几个年轻人想叫外卖吃（直接录旁白，念完时候镜头落在四个人身上）

A: let’s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接开始）

B:why not? I like it .（开心，满足）

C:It's up to you .(看着A）

D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，卖关子）

A：go on ，please（请求语气）

D：we always ”going Dutch “,.it‘s time to enjoy someone’s treat……我们总是AA制，这次找个人请客吧（扫一眼大家，继续卖关子）

C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(请求）

D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！我们每人讲一个笑话，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就买单哦。（得意）

A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，异口同声）

A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is”I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her

pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先讲吧，题目是“我很高兴”。一个老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，她说

（切到场景二，到一个教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑话表演出来，，拍）

旁白：Now, she said现在，她说

赵雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？

王鹏：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使别人高兴过。

赵雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是谁呢？

王鹏：My granny.我奶奶。

赵雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

王鹏：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’！是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’

（切回场景一，BCD哈哈大笑A见状很开心，）

A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很开心）

B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指着A说完捂嘴笑）

A: I……（要解释，被B拦下）

B：OK，now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已

久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。

(切换场景三，移至餐厅或有椅子的地方，拍摄，）

B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（录旁白形式）

双："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：

田："So, you want to switch seats?"“因此，你想交换座位吗？”

（切回场景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）

B：so, i got it,(对C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it‘s your turn C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is “girl,oh little girl”题目是“让人无奈的孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['me?hem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五岁的女儿和她的表妹在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。

（切至场景四，某空地，拍摄）

："All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." “好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，

不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。”（转身要走），

双：“come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "“来，，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”

（切回场景一，ABD哈哈笑）

B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(对D）only you left

D:i’m very afraid now,maybe I’ll fail it . Let me try .it’s “A dollar per point”一分一块钱A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。

（切场景五，至教室，拍摄）

D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。（轩演教授，坐中间，演学生，考试时，左顾右盼很着急，交卷子时，左看看右看看掏出100元夹在卷子里并且写了一句话A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。走到那个旁，

田：”here are your test and $64 change“这是你的试卷还有64块钱的找零。（邱大囧）（切回场景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各种憋）

D:well,my treat(很无奈）OK，you win……i’ll buy it right now(走开）（ABC终于放声大笑，落幕）

五人英语话剧剧本《The-Silber-Swindle》

五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle 5人 Actors: Tavern Keepe:(男主角) Young Man Keeper's Wife(女主角) Young Man Old Man Summary: Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man! Narrator: Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons. One day~ Scene I (Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.) Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.

多人剧英语剧本五人英语话剧剧本-除夕

英语话剧剧本 New Year’s Eve 除夕的传说，一个很优秀的剧本，讲述了除夕的传说，就是有一个怪物叫“夕"，每到腊月的最后一天会出来害人... Characters Monster who likes to eat people, espec ially on Chinese New Year’s Eve（） Old lady A whose husband and children were eaten by the monster ( ) Old lady B who comes to help old lady A to fight with the monster （）Neighbors C （） Neighbors D （） Neighbors E （）

Scene I SETTING: C、D、E and old lady A are in the village. AT RISE: C、D、E are talking to one another. C: Tomorro w is Chinese New Year’s Eve. D: Oh, my god！It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve again. E: We must run away today or we will be eaten by the terrible monster. C: Yes, I remember it comes to the village every year. D：And eat all the people. E: That’s terrible！Old lady A’s husband and children were eaten by the monster last year. C: Oh, that poor lady who lost her family. She must be very sad. D: We must tell her to run away with us. E: Yes, don’t let the tragedy happen again. CDE: (Run to the old lady A’s home) Old lady, Old lady, you must run away with us now. C: Yes, take your baggage and go with us. D: Hurry up, we have no time to waste. A: No, I want to stay here. E: Why？ A: I want to fight with the monster！It killed my family. I need to take revenge on it. C: No, No, No, it’s not safe. D: You won’t win by yourself！ E: And you will be eaten, too. CDE: You must go with us！！ A: I’m too old, and I don’t want to keep living without my family. I must kill it before I die. CDE: You are a crazy woman. Just suit yourself. (C, D, E run away)

大学英语话剧剧本,适合4~5个人演(不用修改,建议和ppt一起下)

The Tale of Aladdin Characters: Aladdin, Genie, Jasmine, and Sultan Scene 1 旁白: Welcome to my store. What are you in need of today? What about this (Hold up a strange item) Or this? (Holds up another item) Or look at this… (Holds the third item) Wait don’t go… I can see that you are only interested in special things. Why not co nsider this? (He pulls out the magic lamp) This… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin. SCENE 2（白 when Aladdin is on the way home） Aladdin:(Notices the lamp) Hey wh at’s this? (He picks it up) W o w… it’s so dirty. (He rubs the lamp clean) Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.后退，倒下，惊叫，向门外逃被无形的力量牵住) Who are you and why call me from my lamp? Aladdin: please don’t kill me，I’m Ala ……Aladdin. Ah… I am sor ry to disturb you(Genie interrupt Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp and I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command?

小红帽英语话剧小剧本

小学生英语话剧小剧本（小红帽）第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来） Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum：Bye-bye. Darling.

第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

5人英语话剧剧本

5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非) Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr. Lawson, to finance his honeymoon. However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request. They make a deal that Mr. Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr. Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO. In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T. J. Morgan and losing his own sweet heart,Edith Merrill... TEDDY: (Coming to his father's desk L.) Dad, there's something I want to tell you. LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it? TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me. LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this? TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon. LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me (Strolls up C.) TEDDY: I did the best I could! LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. (Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time. (Takes a few steps L.) TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no." LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk L. Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...! (Listens a second.) NO!!!I... said...NO. (Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose. That's final.. NO! (Lawson hangs up receiver. Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money.. being able to say NO.. NO.. NO. (Pounds desk with each "No!" Rises and comes to Teddy C.) And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage. TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good. LAWSON: (He sneers the last word and takes a stroH up C.) Do you mean it? TEDDY: You betl do LAWSON: (Coming down L of Teddy.) TEDDY: All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon?.. .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO. LAWSON: One hundred dollars? TEDDY: Right! Do you think you can do it?

多人剧英语剧本 4-5人英语话剧剧本-英汉双语

第一幕： Bill and Marry are all students, they have fallen in love with each other for nearly 2 months. The class is over, Bill promised to meet Marry after class. 女生跑出教学楼，男生迎了上去。男：你下课了？我等了你一个小时。 B：Darling, the class is so long, I have waited for you for nearly one hour. 女：对不起，那个数学老师拖堂了四十分钟。 G：Sorry, Bill, the mathematics teacher has runned overtime for nearly 40 minutes. 男：没事的。（变出一个橘子来，女生表示很开心）看，多漂亮的橘子。 B：That’s all right. Haha, look, how beautiful a Orange it is. 女：你对我真好。（男剥了橘子，要喂给女生吃，女生不吃。） G：You are so nice to me. 女：我们分着吃吧。 G：Let us eat it together , ok? 男：我吃过了。(喂给女生吃了。) B：Baby, I have ate it, This Orange is special for you. 女：真好吃，我们一起去图书馆看书吧。 G：It tastes so delicious. Let’s go to the library and read books. 男：好的，走吧。 B：Ok, let’s go. 第二幕： After one year, the two students graduate from school, they work at different corporation. They rent a small house far away from their work places, for the rent cost is mach small. 两个人都毕业了，分别在两家公司上班。在租住的小出租屋里。

5人英语话剧剧本――Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)

5人英语话剧剧本——Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)这个短剧讲的是：搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。人物 Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen Eliza Lin: Daughter Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓) Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ring. And her daughter is inthe school now. Mom: Hello~ Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to saveyour kid, prepare the ransom.

Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ring again…Mom: Hello~ Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is itfun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you. Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on t he phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap torobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?(Hanguptheph one more angrier.) But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to theelementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there… Mom: Eliza~ Eliza: Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something onthe way home.

人英语话剧剧本

人英语话剧剧本集团文件版本号：（M928-T898-M248-WU2669-I2896-DQ586-M1988）

6人英语话剧剧本。一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。英语短话剧剧本 A Taxi Driver 一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。 Cast Erin Chang: Robber Debby Tsai: Police officer Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl Alec Zhao: Ghost student Leo Lee: Taxi driver Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summary This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

The-Fox-and-the-Tiger(狐假虎威)-5人英语话剧剧本中英对照

The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 5人英语话剧剧本中英对照，《狐假虎威》是一则流传了千余年的寓言故事。狐狸假借老虎的威势。比喻依仗别人的势力欺压人。用表演来诠释狐假虎威的含义。旁白：Hello, everyone. Today we are going to perform a drama. The name of the drama is “The Fox and the Tiger”. Where are they? Let’s welcome the Tiger. 大家好！今天我们要给大家表演一个话剧。话剧的名字叫做“狐假虎威”。我们的小演员们在哪里呢？下面然我们首先有请老虎登场！ Tiger:I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find a little animal to be my dinner. Oh, there’s nothing here. Oh, I’m very hungry. (Sleep soundly) 老虎：我是一只伟大的老虎。我非常强壮。（挥动手臂展示自己的强壮）而且非常的勇敢。我是森林的国王（竖起大拇指说明自己是国王）。但是我现在非常饿（摸摸肚皮）。我必须找到一只小动物做晚餐。噢，我好饿。 (酣然昏眠) Fox:I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crow. I got a piece of meat from her mouth. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! 狐狸：我是狐狸。您能看出来，我是如此的俏丽和可爱（指着自己可爱的脸蛋）。我最擅长于欺诈和撒谎。我刚才骗了一只乌鸦，从她的嘴里骗走了一块肉。啊啊啊。它多么可口啊!（抹一下嘴，表示美味） Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. 老虎：哈，一只狐狸。一顿美餐。哈，一顿美餐。（惊讶且喜出望外的感觉） Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger! How are you? 狐狸：噢，天啊! 我该怎么办? （害怕的感觉，赶紧转身背对老虎）对，我有一个好想法。对，一个好想法（手

五人英语话剧

5人 Actors: Tavern Keepe:(男主角) Young Man Keeper's Wife(女主角) Young Man Old Man Summary: Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man! Narrator:

英语五人话剧剧本图文稿

英语五人话剧剧本集团文件发布号：（9816-UATWW-MWUB-WUNN-INNUL-DQQTY-

英语五人话剧剧本 < Beauty and the Beast（美女与野兽）>修改版 Play characters：旁白（旁白）：A Beauty father（美女的父亲）：B Beauty sister（美女的姐妹）：C Beauty（美女）：D Beast （野兽）：E ----------------------------- 剧本： ------------------------------ 旁白：Hello, everybody. I am aside. (每个人依次介绍自己的角色：I am ……) 旁白: Today I will tell you an incredible story~ 旁白：Action 1 (出场人物：美女的父亲、美女的姐姐、美女) 旁白：One day,beauty’s fatherlearned that all his ships had been lost in a storm. He was penniless and would have to move to a tiny cottage on the e dge of the woods. 美女父亲(依依不舍的)：I’m sorry,but all my ships had been lost in a storm, we have to move to a tiny cottage on the edge of the woods.My dear daught ers,I must go to find another job. 美女:Everything will be alright,daddy. 美女的姐姐：Where will you go,father?Don't leave us! We don't have any ser vants and the house is so small.

英语四人话剧剧本

(The voice-over) It’s a beautiful sunny day! A little white rabbit jumps out of her hole and runs here and there happily. Then the story begins… ACT 2: (Rabbit and River ) Rabbit: Hello everybody! I’m the rabbit. I’m looking for someone else to have a party .Because, you know, a sunny day like this is hard to meet these days. I’ve not seen it for several weeks! River: (Flowing in the desktop now and saying) I’m the river. I enjoy myself and you can feel it from my song:“一条大河，波浪宽，风吹稻花香两岸……” (The rabbit step forward and interrupt him) Rabbit: Hello River! Nice to meet you. River: Nice to meet you too. Rabbit: What are you doing here? River: Can’t you hear that? I am singing,“一条大河……”(Look at Rabbit and ready to go) Rabbit: Wait! Wait! River: Um? Is there anything I can do for you?

英语话剧-灰姑娘-剧本

灰姑娘英语剧本演员表旁白:罗海星 Father: 王伟涛 Cinderella: 刘路 Stepmother: 李莎 Helen: 汤莲花 Jerry: 宋媛媛 Head Solder: 汪子需 Solder1: 李荣 Solder2: 彭文龙 Friend: 李鸣君 Minster: 童健 Prince: 柳健旁白：Once upon a time , in a far away land, there was a tiny kingdom where lived a widower who lost his wife, He has a daughter ELLA. He considered ELLA need a mother. So he married again. He chose his second wife, a woman with two daughters Helen and Jerry. 第一场旁白：This day Cinderella's father is going away from home. Father: Dear Mary! These presents are for you! Do you like them? Cinderella: Yeah, It’s fantastic! Thank you, Dad. Father:I'm really happy you like them. My lovely Ella, I want to introduce new members of our family to you. They are your new mother and sisters.（父亲穿上外套）But I have to leave for a period on business for years. And I must leave now!

【5人英语短剧】The Frog Prince

------------------ https://www.wendangku.net/doc/004754241.html, 光影时代-专业英文剧本下载-影评基地收集制作转载请注明出处，谢谢！------------------ The Frog Prince Summary: The popular fairy tale that is well know Transformed into a skit of our very own The frog, the prince, the golden ball We are presenting to you all By a witch, put under a spell Andre searches, a way out of hell After hopping a long, long way Unkown dangers, ahead they lay At last, with Lily by his side His hope for the princess has all died When he stopped and turned around His true love was finally found And so we finish in everyone's laughter The story that ended happily ever after Scene one

Narrator: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, Princess Tatiana was promised to Prince Andre, son of the great and mighty king, Deconis. The festive mood of the engagement arouses in the kingdom. Faraway, beyond all the celebrating, alone in her tower, Poinsetta, the witch, was watching, her eyes brewing with anger and hatred. Poinsetta:Mine, mine, mine! Andre should be mine! How could he marry Tatiana? How can I let him marry Tatiana? (Poinsetta flounces around in rage.) (Andre is standing before a mirror made of aluminum foil.) Andre: Magic mirror, I will marry Tatiana in a week, how beautiful she is! The brightness of her eyes shine like candles in the dark night! me softness of her skin feels of the finest silk! She leaves even the goddesses in bitter envy. Magic mirror, show me my dear princess! (Poinsetta bursts out from the other side of the mirror, screeching) Poinsetta:I'm he-ere! (Leaps into Andre's lap) Poinsetta:Tell me honey, tell me that you will not marry that wretched princess! Tell me that you love me and me only! I have waited and waited for your love! Now give me a big kiss! (Poinsettia leans over to Andre, puckering her lips.) Narrator: Scared to death Andre stands frozen in terror, his legs trembling, and falls to the ground. (Actions follow narrator) Poinsetta:Ungrateful creature! I have offered my love, look upon you as my man, yet, you despise me as if I have asked for your life, look at me as if you have just seen a dead frog! Well well well, we'll see who is the frog around here! Abracadabra! (She waves her hands around, and in a poof of smoke, Andre turns in to a green frog. After the smoke clears,) Andre:Ribbit