英式幽默带你学英语 English Humor
英式幽默带你学英语
我们所熟知的银屏明星憨豆先生给我们带来了无限的欢乐，这种欢乐是英式的，但也是世界性的幽默。如同英国人的严肃和绅士，在英式幽默中，我们很难看到过分夸张的表演，他们总是让现实中的一些普通的东西在最不合理的地方出现。这就出现了幽默。何为英式幽默我想你问一百个英国人可能有一百个答案。即便对英国人自己而言，所谓的幽默也和佛教道教一般，只可意会不可言传。
说到幽默有英式幽默和美式幽默之分，二者差别很大。用字比喻语调都很不一样。简单的说美式幽默比较"生活化, 用字比较直接",英式幽默用字比较深入,夹杂着当地文化换句话说, 就算是你听懂他们的用字,也很难搞懂真正的意思。
下面：我们提供几则英语笑话供大家感受英式文化下的英式幽默：
1. She Didn't Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”.
“How do you know” asked her father.
“She didn't say anything.”
2. I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right”
His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”
3. The Art of Cry
When Mrs Johnson entered Belli's room, she found that he was binding up his thumb. “What's the matter with you” she asked.
“It is because of that hammer.” Belli answered.
“But I didn't hear you cry.” “Oh, I thought you were not in just now.”
4. We Need Two of Those
“Do you need any typists” asked a young man seeking a job.
“No,” said the personnel director checking the list. “We have got plenty of typists.”
“How about file clerks” asked the man.
“Sorry, we have many file clerks, too.”
Disgusted, the applicant started to leave, muttering. “Well, I'll be an …”
The personnel man jumped up and cried, “what! We need two of those.”
5. It's Not That
“May I borrow your record player tonight” a man asked his neighbor.
“Sure. Do you want to listen to some music”
“No,” he answered. “Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet.”
6. It Is Out Too
One cold day, a friend of the Browns' went to visit them. The maid stopped him at the door. The friend asked, “Is Mr. Brown at home” “No, he has gone out.” Replied the maid. “Is Mrs. Brown at home, then” “No, she gone out.” “May I come in and sit by the stove” “No, it has gone out, too.”
7. Is There a Crib in Your Stomach？
When my sister-in-law Leah was expecting her second child, her son Brian would sometimes touch his mother's tummy to feel the baby move. One day, while touching her stomach and not feeling anything, he asked, “How come the baby isn't moving”
“The baby is sleeping,” replied his mother.
Brian thought for a moment and then said, “You mean you got a crib in there too”
8. Mother Mouse
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat
crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified
that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the
value of a second language"
9. I Want to Tell
When I was 12, my best friend and I broke a window playing baseball. We looked around to see if anyone had seen us. No one was in sight except my younger brother. We went over and offered him a piece of candy not to tell. He refused it.
“I'll give you my baseball,” I said.
“No!”
“Well, what do you want”
“I want to tell.”
10. A Clever Professor
Once a professor at Glasgow University put up a notice, which read: “Professor Black will meet his class tomorrow.” This means that he was going to give his students a lecture the next day.
One naughty boy of the class saw the notice and wiped away the first letter of the word “class” in the notice. Then the sentence became “Professor Black will meet his lass tomorrow”, which means the prof essor would meet his girl friend. Seeing this, the professor didn't take it seriously. He, then, simply left out another letter of the word. Finally, the word “class” was turned into “ass”, which means, as we all know, “a stupid donkey”. Overall, the student hadn't surpassed the teacher.
11. Tom and His Mother
“Mother,” said little Tom, “did you tell father I wanted a new bicycle”
“Yes, dear,” said his mother. “I told him, but he said he couldn't afford to buy you one.”“Of course he would say that.But what did you do”
I told him how badly you wanted it and argued in favor of it, but he refused.
“Argued Ah, mother, if it had been something you wanted you would have cried a little and then you'd have got it!”
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我们都知道，“映雪读书” 讲的是晋代孙康因为家贫没钱买灯油，晚上看不到书， 就利用夜里白雪反射的光，继续勤奋读书，最终成为饱学之士。 在中文，我们有很多像这样的“有故事”的字词，其实每种语言都有这样的现 象哦~~ 今天要讲的是关于”hot”的一些短语和故事！Hot是一个很简单很常用的单词， 由它组成的词组也是非常常用的哦~ 我们先看看这个词-- ”hot potato” 哇哇，学过这两个单词的小朋友肯定会举手说：“我知道！我知道！是热土豆 的意思！”Good try! 很好的猜测！ 没错，在字面上”hot potato”是热土豆或者烤土豆的意思，但是呢，在英语 中，hot potato还另有玄机哦！ 那么hot potato究竟是什么意思呢？哈哈，老师来告诉你背后的故事吧！ “The potato is a popular vegetable in the United States.” 原来啊，土豆在美国是一种很常见的蔬菜。他们很喜欢把土豆放在烤炉（oven） 上去烤（bake）。 等土豆变得香喷喷的时候，大家都迫不期待地用手去拿了。 滚热的土豆烫得手好痛啊! It’s difficult and painful to take a hot potato! 所以hot potato是什么意思呢？大家肯定知道了，没错， 就是things that is difficult and painful to do，即“棘手的问题”的意 思啦！ 【学以致用】我们来实操一下吧！ 对于操心于孩子学习的爸爸妈妈来说，抢到学而思乐加乐英语的学习名额真是 一件棘手的事，我们就可以说： 1. To study in Xuersi is really a hot potato. 2. Children are apples in parents' eye, but somtimes, they are also hot potatoes! 那对于孩子来说，什么又是你们的hot potato呢？大家踊跃造句吧！ 期待下期的”hot”故事吧 英语单词背后的小故事（2）
最适合学习英语的50部影片及获得方法(双语4字幕可切换)
最适合学习英语的50部影片及获得方法（双语4字幕可切换） 一、视频特点： ●内容：最适合学英语的50部高清英语动画片是选用当前最流行、最经典的迪士尼等原版动画为英语 教材，给立志学好英语的小朋友提供一个良好的学习氛围，寓教于乐，使小朋友们在欢声笑语中学会英语，讲好英语！为孩子的明日的辉煌打下坚实的基础，是孩子成材的好朋友！（当然也适合成人学习、观看） ●格式：每部动画均为真正的高清节目，MKV格式，文件大小为2－4G，第一辑50部动画电影总容量为 115G。传统rmvb,清晰度不高，而且字幕有些是内嵌的，无法切换，mkv是高清720P，1080P常用格式。本人亲测在37寸电视上有非常好的清晰效果。 ●播放：电脑上，一般播放软件都可以播放；智能电视上，具体看电视型号，您可看下电视说明，或找 个.mkv格式的视频试一下；硬盘播放器；蓝光DVD机。普通DVD碟机和普通平板电视不支持，如想在普通平板电视上播放，先将动画资料复制到电脑中，再用一根高清数据线将笔记本电脑与电视机连接播放，可以实现同等功能。 ●配音：2种配音随意切换，英语配音/国语配音（双语可切换）。 ●字幕：4种字幕随意切换，中英同显/英文独显/中文独显/关闭无字幕 ●剧本：每部影片都为您配有剧本，可供您编辑后打印使用，格式为.txt，可放在手机等设备当做电子 书使用，随时当口语材料练习。 二、获得方法 ●淘宝网购买：在淘宝网上有卖，最便的80多块钱。省时间就等于省钱，个人觉得花点钱，省时间值 得。为了让买家能最实惠的拿到片源，他们简化包装，用普通DVD刻录，50级部要30多DVD,DVD的成本就近60元，而且还会刻坏一些光盘。您看两次电影也得个80元吧，而购买本商品后，没有广告、不分时间。你可以想什么时间看就什么时间看。 ●网上下载，省钱：如果这点钱您也不愿意花，而且网速快的话。提供个好方法，下载vod播放器，在 搜索里输入电影名，一般都能找到，不过这种双语4字幕的就不好找了。可一边看，一边下载。看完也下载完了。 三、播放说明 ●切换配音：以暴风影音为例 播放时鼠标在界面上滑动右上角会出现画、音、字、播4个字。其中音是对配音进行设置，字是对字幕时行设置。 ●设置字幕： 如上述，点击“字”，再点选择，就可有多种字幕供选择。而且在字体里面还可设置，字体格式和大小。四、内容展示 第一辑 50部