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夏：In the last day of school

Our student were very sad and we have the last party

夏Here is a card for Miss Wang let’s write down what we want to say to her

吴You’re so kind to us we learned a lot from you you are very nice to us 夏you helped us a lot you re always so friendly you are our best friend

吴You taught us a lot you are a wonderful teacher

夏I LOVE YOU miss Wang I will miss you

ON the party

夏吴：let’s take the card to Miss wang

陈oh it’s so beautiful I love it very much

陈hi mike where the middle school did you go?

夏I am going to an international school maomao

吴Too bad we won’t study in the same school we won’t be able to play football together

夏We will my school is just across the street call me up when you are free also I may need your help with my Chinese Let’s try to get together as often as possible

吴Yes I will call you let’s keep in touch

Good bye

夏：after the party A quiet village is covered with white snow .

Birds are dancing in the cold .

A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches .

高：Oh ,I am sorry to knock you !can I talk to you for a minute

爱: Ha ha, Never mind sure what is it

高:I will leave my school this week what can I do for my school before we leave

爱:you can do many things .you can leave your storybooks to your

schoolmates you can grow some flowers under the trees you can pick up the litter around the building

高: what a good idea!

爱: now,could you tell me your name?

高: Ha ha, I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------高瑞仪Who are you?

爱:I am崔爱莲

高惊讶:a 崔爱莲?

爱:Yes, what is wrong?

高:I heard that you are the besting killer?

爱:Great, you know me !

抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! let me you go!

爱: No, I must kill you !

高：who can help me?

陈: let’s me help you There are an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after byher! You can’t kill her

爱: Noway! Because we are fighting now! you know?

陈突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!

(陈拿出一袋牛奶)

爱抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. how do you know that? 高: Please drink it!(坏笑)

爱喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha

高: Do you still want to kill me?

爱: Sure, must! milk is milk.

高(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?

爱: I’m sure I won’t!

陈:I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you t his time, you’ll never be have properly! 3-2-1-0!

爱捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

一起大笑：HaHa……

爱可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?

高:What ?

爱:Toliet?

陈:What ?

爱:The “WC”?

陈:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

爱:Thanks,byebye.

掏出纸屑吹:This is snow now!

王:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!（保护环境是一项基本义务）

陈高:Who areyou?

王:王家琪! Have you seen崔爱莲?

高:Yes, she was beaten by meand is in“WC” now,ha……

王惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!

陈:You are right!

王:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want joinin us? 陈:Yes,It’s very good.

王:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my team that’s was good!

陈高:Ok,Let’s go!

旁白：there are many people in the team

郭:what are this photos

万：look at this picture that my middle school I will go to that school when I get bake to the US

郭:what a big play ground you have !how small your class room building is!

万:there’s a big play ground in most middle school in America we play a lot of ball games we have a lot of after school activities we have about the same subject

爱:everybody now I will talk you about my team is all of the detective and there are very clever.

万:we will catch the bad people on the world now our world has many bad people we will catch them do you want to join us

陈:of course

(电话响了)

王Hello may I spesk to 郭一霖

郭Speaking

王Please as fast as you could and get to the US that’s one beautiful girl was killed

郭Reslly one girl was killed I will go to the Us

万Let’s go

旁白In the US

万Hello policeman what happened

王Let’s see a movie

郭What about

表演蓝可儿在电梯里的动作吴知营

End the movie is about 蓝可儿now she is dead;she is into the water

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灰姑娘英语剧本 演员表 旁白:罗海星 Father: 王伟涛 Cinderella: 刘路 Stepmother: 李莎 Helen: 汤莲花 Jerry: 宋媛媛 Head Solder: 汪子需 Solder1: 李荣 Solder2: 彭文龙 Friend: 李鸣君 Minster: 童健 Prince: 柳健 旁白：Once upon a time , in a far away land, there was a tiny kingdom where lived a widower who lost his wife, He has a daughter ELLA. He considered ELLA need a mother. So he married again. He chose his second wife, a woman with two daughters Helen and Jerry. 第一场 旁白：This day Cinderella's father is going away from home. Father: Dear Mary! These presents are for you! Do you like them? Cinderella: Yeah, It’s fantastic! Thank you, Dad. Father:I'm really happy you like them. My lovely Ella, I want to introduce new members of our family to you. They are your new mother and sisters.（父亲穿上外套）But I have to leave for a period on business for years. And I must leave now!

【5人英语短剧】The Frog Prince

------------------ https://www.wendangku.net/doc/4a12336430.html, 光影时代-专业英文剧本下载-影评基地收集制作转载请注明出处，谢谢！------------------ The Frog Prince Summary: The popular fairy tale that is well know Transformed into a skit of our very own The frog, the prince, the golden ball We are presenting to you all By a witch, put under a spell Andre searches, a way out of hell After hopping a long, long way Unkown dangers, ahead they lay At last, with Lily by his side His hope for the princess has all died When he stopped and turned around His true love was finally found And so we finish in everyone's laughter The story that ended happily ever after Scene one

Narrator: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, Princess Tatiana was promised to Prince Andre, son of the great and mighty king, Deconis. The festive mood of the engagement arouses in the kingdom. Faraway, beyond all the celebrating, alone in her tower, Poinsetta, the witch, was watching, her eyes brewing with anger and hatred. Poinsetta:Mine, mine, mine! Andre should be mine! How could he marry Tatiana? How can I let him marry Tatiana? (Poinsetta flounces around in rage.) (Andre is standing before a mirror made of aluminum foil.) Andre: Magic mirror, I will marry Tatiana in a week, how beautiful she is! The brightness of her eyes shine like candles in the dark night! me softness of her skin feels of the finest silk! She leaves even the goddesses in bitter envy. Magic mirror, show me my dear princess! (Poinsetta bursts out from the other side of the mirror, screeching) Poinsetta:I'm he-ere! (Leaps into Andre's lap) Poinsetta:Tell me honey, tell me that you will not marry that wretched princess! Tell me that you love me and me only! I have waited and waited for your love! Now give me a big kiss! (Poinsettia leans over to Andre, puckering her lips.) Narrator: Scared to death Andre stands frozen in terror, his legs trembling, and falls to the ground. (Actions follow narrator) Poinsetta:Ungrateful creature! I have offered my love, look upon you as my man, yet, you despise me as if I have asked for your life, look at me as if you have just seen a dead frog! Well well well, we'll see who is the frog around here! Abracadabra! (She waves her hands around, and in a poof of smoke, Andre turns in to a green frog. After the smoke clears,) Andre:Ribbit