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Teachers and Pupils Jokes 师生笑话一箩筐

Teachers and Pupils Jokes 师生笑话一箩筐

Teachers and Pupils Jokes 师生笑话一箩筐

Different Logic另类逻辑

The teacher spent the

entire hour reading to her

class about the bison

family . When she had

finished, she said, “Name

some things that are very

dangerous to get near to

and have horns .”

A little boy raised his hand

and spoke up without

hesitation:

“Automobiles!”

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Sibling Education弟妹的教

育问题

Troy, a first grader said to his mother, “Mom, the teacher was asking me today if I have any younger brothers or sisters wh o will be coming to school.”

Troy‟s mother replied, “That‟s nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the youngest child?”

“She just said, …Thank goodness !‟ ”

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Wooden Spoon Etiquette木勺礼节

One day during cooking class, the teacher was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments , she said, “Don‟t forget to use wooden spoons.”

As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction. I approached her to test my theory.

“Why wooden spoons?” I asked.

“Because,” she replied, “if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoon s banging against metal pots, I‟d go nuts.”

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Stupid Thinking愚蠢的想法

A young new teacher was trying to prove to her students that they could do the math problems she was presenting that day.

She said, “Anyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up.”

No one stood up. After a while, a student stood up.

She asked h im, “Do you think you are stupid?”

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