英文组小品
Knowledge is power剧本
演员名单：旁白，男：甲乙丙丁，女一二，主持
Section1旁白：long long ago .theret was a beautiful girl,so beautiful so beautiful just like an angel.her name is angela19 years old,every young man even girl in this town like her,run after to chasing her.but she never but she never make up her mind to fall in love with someone until sth to happen……..
Section2(二人求爱)
甲：my name is ~~,I am a writter,read a lot of books ,newspapers,and magazines,so I always think knowledge is power
乙：my name is ~~~,I am a rich gentleman,very very rich, I have a lot of money…hahahhah.,you have money ervryone should listen to you .hahahaha,
Am I right?(对手下说)
丙丁：yes !boss!you are the boss!
这时Angela和仆人出现
Angela：this is the beautiful angela,though I have beautiful apperance,but I was always feel lonely inside.how could I find my the other one ???
甲乙：wow!angela!beatiful angela!\
甲：my dear angela!(冲向Angela), I prepared a love novel to you <
Angela：awesome！<
乙：angela! My sweetheart! I got a big red rose to you…..rich meas romantic!
Angela:rose!so sweet..thank you too!
(angela 转身把东西给仆人，同时甲乙跪地求婚)
甲乙：would you marry me?(互相推嚷)
Angel a:wow ,two gentleman.i like rose ,but I also like love novel.what should I do ?who is better for me ?
女二：dear miss,how about we hold a competition to select who is better. Angela:yeah!that sounds good!ok,lets get started!
甲乙：a competition?(同时说)
Section 3(比赛)
主持人：ladies and gentelman!good evening!welcome to this competition,after that we can finally decide who can marry our beautiful angela!
甲乙：me !!me !!!!(同时高喊)
主持：ok ,first ,let me introduce today’s two competitors,the first one is …………. (收钱)our rich ,handsome,clever ~~~~.
乙：hello,everybody! I was the most handsome man in the world,support me !i will give you money!!
主持：ok.the other is …………(要钱不给)huh..the poor youngman ~~~~~he would never give me money!
甲;hello,everyone!i am a writter! I don.t have big money.but I think knowledge is power,so I was stronger than anyonelse
主持：ok,now lets start our exciting competition. we have three questions in total both of you could ring the bell to answer it.first question；who is the president of america?
(甲拼命按铃，乙急着思考不敢按)
主持：mr ~~~~,could you answer this question?(对乙说)
甲说：I rang the bell first!
I can’t hear anything!（主持对甲说）
乙：huh…..michael jordan???NO!! KOBE BRYANT??NO!!oh .i got it!linkin park!!hahahahaha.
主持：oh ,I 服了you .linkin park is a rock band.how could you mixed them with american President?i’v no idea .~~~~what’s your answer?
甲：哈哈哈，how could you be so stupid!obama,the answer is obama,
主持：yes ,you are right. That’s the answer.ok, this round the winner is 甲。。甲！哈哈哈哈，knowledge is power!乙：切……………………
主持：ok, the second question you can make a call for help!:where does afternoon always come before morning in the world?
乙：拿出手机给主持打电话：hello hello (主持同时)where does afternoon always come before morning in the world?
主持：the answer is in the dictionary.乙：ok! thank you !(挂掉电话，得意洋洋)哈哈，the answer is in the dictionary@!
甲：it’s unfair ,I don,t have money to buy cellphone.
主持：sorry ,I hope I can buy a cellphone for you ,but that’s impossible!so, this Round the winner is 乙。
乙：oh yeah!money can buy angthing including the answer,ahhahaha,
Angela; wait why is in the dictionary?could you explian the answer?(对乙说) 乙：(。。。。试着再打电话。。)
甲：save it.my dear angela ,let me answer it.the first letter of afternoon is A,the first letter of morning is M,so afternoon is always come before morning in the dictionary.hahaha ,knowledge is power.
Angela;wow,you are so clever,you are my idol…甲：thanks
主持：right ,but you can’s change the fact, 乙comes with the right answer first. Angela:sorry(对甲说)，ok ,now the score is 1to 1.so I would like to ask the last question.everybody!attention!!how could you guys ensure me be happy in the future? 乙：that’s easy.i like to answer it first.i am a bussiness man,I have big money,sweetheart,I can buy you everything,you like novel,I can buy you tons of books,you like flower,I can buy you thousands of different kinds of flowers.i can buy you anything you want,I love you ,angela ,I can’t live without you ,angela, would you marry me ?
Angela:thank you .you are so nice,but let me to think for a while…
甲：dear angela ,I am just a writter,I don’t have so much money ,I can’t buy you tons of book,but I would like to read them to you when you are boring,I even can write a love novel for you and me.i can’t buy you thousands of flowers,but I can use my skill ,my knowledge to plant them for you ,even to teach you,if you like.i really love you from my bottom heart,dear angela,I would like to do everything for you by myself with my skill,my knowledge.not only just buy you sth..so .angela!would you marry me??
Angela..thank you !i was really touched..you give me you real heart,I can feel it .
I would like to marry you ..go ,let.s go to get married.i can’t wait..
甲：回头一笑，ahhahha,knowledge is power,
乙：no ,angela ,wait ,wait,,you can’t leave ,I got big money,I can buy you everyyhing.no no .i’m gonna die..(晕倒)
丙丁：boss, you can’ die ,boss,you can’t die………………（抬走乙）
主持:ok ,everybody.this story is going to the end..hope you enjoy it.see you next year!!thank you !!
所有人一齐上台：thankyou!!