50句超有趣英文句子
50句超有趣英文句子.txt只要你要，只要我有，你还外边转什么阿老实在我身边待着就行了。听我的就是,问那么多干嘛，我在你身边,你还走错路!跟着我!不能给你幸福是我的错，但谁让你不幸福，我TMD去砍了他50句超有趣英文句子
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1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数，于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去，而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
意译a：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。
意译b：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。
5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
a. 如觉嘿咻乃屁眼不能承受之痛，那是你操错洞。
b. 若XXOO是下体的痛，那么，是你操错。
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！
b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.
8、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
XXOO就象打桥牌。如果对手不好使，自己的手必须好使。
9、 Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
有些人就像Slinkies（弹簧玩具），没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。
10、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了！
11、War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。
12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
a. 女人的高潮可能是装出来的，但是男人TMD可以整段感情都是装出来的！
b. 女人假装高潮以获取真实的感情，男人假装感情以获取真实的高潮。
13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。
14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
男人就两种状态：饿和性饥渴。要是他不硬，就给他个三明治！
15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
光总是比声音跑的快点，这就是为嘛有些SB只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装B。
16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都没看出其中笑点。
17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。
18、If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. 你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活，那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~
19、Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
XXOO并不是结论而是个问题，爽不爽才是答案。
20、Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉你你为什么好不了。
21、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
直译：一根火柴能点着整片森林，一盒火柴也生不起个营火，这咋回事！
意译：想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕，看今朝叔竟然去看男科。
22、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? 如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事？很享受吗？
23、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果；智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
意译b：所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧的猫扑告诉你这终还是男女有别~
24、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧！
25、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药和通便灵。
26、I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。
27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
公车站呀公车停，火车站呀火车停，俺桌上有个工作站。
28、If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
要是我听你的，咱俩就都2B了。
29、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 海豚可聪明了你知道不？只要驯养几个星期，它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
a. 下棋，我不行；玩跆拳道，电脑不行！
b. 下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转，拳击我能把机箱踹得七零八散！
31、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”瞅见个姐姐，胸前衣服上写着“Guess”，俺就问了一句：“隆过？”
32、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。
33、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑，却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未干”？
34、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
a. 宁愿闭嘴当傻瓜，也别学乌鸦乱呱呱。
b. 越解释越SB，不说话最NB。
c. 剽悍的人生不需要解释
d. 猫扑里的话说就是：宁可闭口被人当SB，也不张口解释所有疑。
35、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
银行就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可以借钱给你的地方。
36、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
a.对你的问题哈哈大笑吧，别人都在这么做。
b. 你有什么不开心的？说出来给大家开心开心。
37、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
a. 我知道没人在我脑子里跟我聊天，但那些话真TM有用！
b. 我幻想的低吟不一定是真的，但足够让我意淫。
38、A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
a. 无愧于心哈？记性不好吧？
b. 自从那次在人妖身边醒来，每次去夜店我都提醒自己“一定要戴眼镜……”
c. 意识清醒了，意味着不堪回首了。
39、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
a. 所谓的好姑娘，咳！就是还没被群众抓到的JP女。
b. 想立牌坊就得会装。
40、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
临危忽然微笑的那谁，定是找到替罪羊鸟~
41、 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。
42、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
小腿上的骨头——在黑房间里找准家具位置的好装备。
43、The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
圣诞老人当然美，他知道所有YD妞住哪儿啊！
44、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 直译：剽窃一个人的叫剽窃，剽窃许多人的叫研究。
意译：窃钩者诛，窃国者为诸侯。
45、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
有些人一来大家就开心了；有些人一走大家就开心了。
46、 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
我发现，我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时，我滴那个惨叫声——和我被大白鲨吓坏时的惨叫声是一样滴。
47、Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
直译：你若是挤满人的电梯里的小矮人，肯定能嗅出不同的味儿。
意译：灵感来自于所站的角度与众不同。
48、I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
我可没怨你！我是在谴责你！
49、 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
当我填表的时候，有一项是“紧急情况联系”，我填上了“医生”，到时候我妈能帮上什么忙？！
50、God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
上帝一定倍儿爱SB，不然他造这么多！（via）
3000句英语好句子
俞敏洪说：背完这100个句子，你已经背过7000个单词！！！（此贴无敌了，正犯愁英语不好但又不知每天该做些什么吗） 1. Typical of the grassland dwellers of the continent is the American antelope, or prongh orn. 1.美洲羚羊，或称叉角羚，是该大陆典型的草原动物。 2. Of the millions who saw Haley’s comet in 1986, how many people will live long enoug h to see it return in the twenty-first century. 2. 1986年看见哈雷慧星的千百万人当中，有多少人能够长寿到足以目睹它在二十一世纪的回归呢？ 3. Anthropologists have discovered that fear, happiness, sadness, and surprise are univer sally reflected in facial expressions. 3.人类学家们已经发现，恐惧，快乐，悲伤和惊奇都会行之于色，这在全人类是共通的。 4. Because of its irritating effect on humans, the use of phenol as a general antiseptic ha s been largely discontinued. 4.由于苯酚对人体带有刺激性作用，它基本上已不再被当作常用的防腐剂了。 5. In group to remain in existence, a profit-making organization must, in the long run, pr oduce something consumers consider useful or desirable. 5.任何盈利组织若要生存，最终都必须生产出消费者可用或需要的产品。 6. The greater the population there is in a locality, the greater the need there is for wate r, transportation, and disposal of refuse. 6.一个地方的人口越多，其对水，交通和垃圾处理的需求就会越大。 7. It is more difficult to write simply, directly, and effectively than to employ flowery bu t vague expressions that only obscure one’s meaning. 7.简明，直接，有力的写作难于花哨，含混而意义模糊的表达。 8. With modern offices becoming more mechanized, designers are attempting to persona lize them with warmer, less severe interiors. 8.随着现代办公室的日益自动化，设计师们正试图利用较为温暖而不太严肃的内部装饰来使其具有亲切感。
英语励志句子大全
31句唯美励志英语句子欣赏 1、 to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。 2、 no man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, wont make you cry.没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3、 never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。 4、 we met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time. the most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery; the deepest wound was the most real emotions.我们在错误的时间相遇，在正确的时间却又分开。走的最急的是最美的景色，伤的最深的是最真的感情。 5、 time would heal almost all wounds. if your wounds have not been healed up, please wait for a short while. 时间几乎会愈合所有伤口，如果你的伤口还没有愈合，请给时间一点时间！ 6、 theres a difference between love and like. if you like a flower you will pick it, but if you love a flower, you will water it every day. 爱与喜欢是有区别的。如果你喜欢一朵花，你会摘下它，但你要是爱它，你会每天灌溉它。 7、 no need to have a reason to love you. anything can be a reason not to love you.喜欢你，不需要理由；不喜欢你，什么都可以成为理由。 8、 life is sad at times, but it is up to you to make your own life happy.生 活有时是令人沮丧的，但你可以努力让自己的过得开心。 9、never think hard about past. it brings tears… don’t think more about future. it brings fears… live this moment with a smile. it brings cheers.不要太想念过去，因它会给你带来悲伤；不要太思考未来，因它会带给你恐惧；用微笑活在当下，它会带来喜乐。 10、 no matter how long the rain lasts, there will be a rainbow in the end. no matter how sad you may be, believe, that happiness is waiting.不管雨下多久，最终彩虹总会出现。不管你有多难过，始终要相信，幸福就在 1 不远处。 11、 life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass. its about learning to dance in the rain.人生不是坐等暴风雨过去，而是学会在雨中起舞。 12、 three solutions to every problem: accept it, change it, leave it. if you cant accept it, change it. if you cant change it, leave it. 有三个方法可以解决所有的问题。接受，改变，放开。不能接受那就改变，不能改变，那就放开。 13、 because the things youre scared of are usually the most worthwhile.每 天都尝试去一件你害怕的事情，因为，你所害怕的事情，往往是最值得的。 14、 the purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.人生的目标就是要好好地活，尝尽世间百态，勇敢积极地去体验新的、丰富的经历。 15、 sometimes, we need a little tears to clear the mist in our eyes, a little assurance to clear the doubts in our head, a little hug to nurse our aching heart.有时候，我们需要一点眼泪去洗掉眼中的迷雾，一点保证去扫去脑中的怀疑，一点拥抱去疗愈受伤的心，一点休息去继续前行。 16、 when life give you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. 当生活给你一百个理由哭泣时，你就拿出一千个理由笑给它看。17、 use your smile to change the world. dont let the world change your smile.用你的笑容去改变这个世界，别让这个世界改变了你的笑容。 18、 when i wake up every morning, the greatest joy is gazing upon you and
一些比较有趣,实用的英语句子
引导语：It’s not the fall that kills you，it’s the sudden stop at the end。跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死，“啪！”那才是死了。 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去……而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！ 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你。 4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. 直译：在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。 a：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。 b：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。 5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... a. 如觉嘿咻乃屁眼不能承受之痛，那是你操错洞。 b. 若XXOO是下体的痛，那么，是你操错。 6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！ b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。 7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快. 8、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. XXOO就象打桥牌。如果对手不好使，自己的手必须好使。 9、Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. 有些人就像Slinkies （弹簧玩具），没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。
搞笑的英文句子
搞笑的英文句子 1、Thewisenevermarry,Andwhentheymarrytheybecomeotherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 2、Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 3、Successisarelativeterm.Itbringssomanyrelatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 4、 Themoreyoulearn,themoreyouknow,Themoreyouknow,themoreyouforget.Themoreyouforget,thelessyouknow.Sowhybothertolearn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 5、Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 6、Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 7、Godmaderelatives;ThankGodwecanchooseourfriends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 8、Adressislikeabarbedfence.Itprotectsthepremiseswithoutrestrictingtheview. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 9、“Hardworkneverkilledanybody.”Butwhytaketherisk?“ ”努力工作不会导致死亡！“不过我不会用自己去证明。 10、Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
好用的英语句子大全
1.“the happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along their way”世上最快乐的人未必拥有最好的东西，他们只是随心所欲，使身边的一切跟随自己的意愿。 2.Never stop smiliing, not even when you're sad, someone might fall in love with your smile 永远都不要停止微笑，即使是在你难过的时候，说不定有人会因为你的笑容而爱上你。 3.For we lose not only by death, But also by leaving and being left, By changing and letting go and moving on让我们失去所拥有的不仅仅是死亡，还有离别和离去，还有改变，放弃和前行 4.being single doesn’t mean no one wants you it means you’re taking your time deciding about your life and who you want to spend it with 单身并不意味着没有人爱，而是需要更多的时间去找寻真正能够与我们共度一生的人。 5.love makes people forget about time, while time makes people forget about love don’t let yesterday take up more of today 爱情使人忘记时间，时间也使人忘记爱情。不要让太多昨天占据你的今天! 6.“there are moments in life when you really miss someone that you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real hope you dream of that someone 人总有思念别人的时候，你渴望他在你梦境里出现，与你实实在在的拥抱!希望你能梦见这个人。 7.The worst wau to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her错过一个人最可怕的方式就是：坐在他/她的身边，你却直到永远都不会拥有他/她 8.“the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches”人若没法忘记对过去的失败和痛苦，便不能活得精彩。一个美好的未来永远在於你能否忘记过去。 9.Lies run sprints but the truth runs marathons谎言就像是百米短跑，而真相就像是马拉松赛跑。 10.Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it wiht you不要把时间花在一个不在乎与你一起分享的人身上。 11.understand yourself in order to better understanding others知己方能解人。 12.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world对于世界而言，你是一个人;但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。 13.man proposes, god disposes谋事在人，成事在天。
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励志英语句子1 1、少壮轻年月，迟暮惜光辉。 the light years old but brilliant. 2、见善如不及，见不善如探汤。 see good as too late, see the poor as the soup. 3、不要等待机会，而要创造机会。 don't wait for opportunities, but to create opportunities. 4、失去是多么容易，要回却很难。 how easy it is to lose, but it is difficult to return. 5、不为失败找理由，要为找方法。 not to find a reason for failure, to find a way to. 6、我不信命，我只信双手去打拼。 i don't believe in life. i just believe in both hands. 7、聪明的人有长的耳朵和短的舌头。 the wise man has long ears and a short tongue. 8、如果要挖井，就要挖到水出为止。 if you want to find, to dig into the water. 9、无所畏惧，坚持到底，决不放弃。 have no fear, persist in the end, never give up. 10、等待机会，是一种十分笨拙的行为。 waiting for the opportunity, is a very clumsy behavior.
11、不怕天，不怕地，就怕自己不争气。 not afraid of the day, afraid, afraid of their own. 12、如果耐不住寂寞，你就看不到繁华。 if you can not bear the loneliness, you can not see the busy. 13、梦想不会逃跑就看你愿不愿意去追。 dream will not run away to see you would like to go after. 14、触摸不到的幸福，再努力也是徒劳。 can not touch the well-being, and then efforts are in vain. 15、尓就一颗心，所以哦必须要占据全部。 you have a heart, so must all oh. 16、麻烦你坚强点，你的软弱真的没人看。 trouble you strong point, your weakness is really no one to see. 17、乌云的背后是阳光，阳光的背后是彩虹。 behind the clouds is the sun, behind the sun is the rainbow. 18、一个人害怕的事，往往是他应该做的事。 a person afraid of things, is often the thing he should do. 19、业精于勤而荒于嬉，行成于思而毁于随。 efficiency comes from diligence. and shortage in the play, into line with the si and destroyed. 20、人的一生就像在喝绿茶，必须是先苦后甜。 people's life is like drinking green tea, must be the first bitter sweet.
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1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 【翻译】麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 【点评】第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble 是名词。 2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 【翻译】我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。 【点评】第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。 3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 【翻译】我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。 【点评】第一、二句话是“主谓结构”，第三句话是“主语+谓语+宾语从句”，第四句话是宾语从句里面套了一
宾语从句。 4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 【翻译】我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。 【点评】这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。 5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 【翻译】那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。【点评】这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。 6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 【翻译】我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？ 【点评】这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。” 7. 上联：To China forchina, China with china, dinner
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幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There…s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。 4)Love the neighbor. But don…t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。 7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。 9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. " 现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。 13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。 15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 17)When two…s company, three…s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 1.国外有个节目采访lord of ring（指环王）里面那个小哈比人时，他讲了个冷笑话： Q: a deer, has no eyes, what's its name？（一只鹿，没有眼睛，应该叫什么？） A: I don?t know ,what is it？（我不知道，该叫什么？）
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一些很好的句子 ㈠《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救赎》 1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. 你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。 2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours. 那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的 3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. 希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。 ㈡《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》 1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. 生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。 2.Stupid is as stupid does. 蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福。 3.Miracles happen every day. 奇迹每天都在发生。 4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots. 我和珍妮形影不离 5.Have you given any thought to your future? 你有没有为将来打算过呢 6．You just stay away from me please. 求你离开我。
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31句唯美励志英语句子欣赏 1、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。 2、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3、Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知 是谁会爱上你的笑容。 4、We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time. The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery; the deepest wound was the most real emotions.我们在错误的时间相遇，在正确的时间却又分开。 走的最急的是最美的景色，伤的最深的是最真的感情。 5、Time would heal almost all wounds. If your wounds have not been healed up, please wait for a short while. 时间几乎会愈合所有伤口，如 果你的伤口还没有愈合，请给时间一点时间！ 6、There's a difference between "love" and "like". If you like a flower you will pick it, but if you love a flower, you will water it every day. 爱与喜 欢是有区别的。如果你喜欢一朵花，你会摘下它，但你要是爱它，你会 每天灌溉它。 7、No need to have a reason to love you. Anything can be a reason not to love you.喜欢你，不需要理由；不喜欢你，什么都可以成为理由。 8、Life is sad at times, but it is up to you to make your own life happy.生 活有时是令人沮丧的，但你可以努力让自己的过得开心。 9、Never think hard about past. It brings tears… Don’t think more about future. It brings fears… Live this moment with a smile. It brings cheers. 不要太想念过去，因它会给你带来悲伤；不要太思考未来，因它会带给 你恐惧；用微笑活在当下，它会带来喜乐。 10、No matter how long the rain lasts, there will be a rainbow in the end. No matter how sad you may be, believe, that happiness is waiting.不管雨 下多久，最终彩虹总会出现。不管你有多难过，始终要相信，幸福就在 1
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7、Where there is great love， there are always miracles。 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。 8、Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me。看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。 9、We don't need to meet again for we are just passers by。To forget is the best commemoration for each other。很多人不需要再见，因为只是路过而已。遗忘就是我们给彼此最好的纪念。 10、The darkneis no darknewith thee。有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。 11、The soul cannot live without love。灵魂不能没有爱而存在。 12、It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool，than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt。宁愿保持沉默让人看起来像个傻子，也不要一开口就证明自己确实如此。 13、Every morning when I get up，seeing you and the sunshine，that's the future I want。每天早上睁开眼睛，看到你和阳光都在，这就是我想要的未来。 14、Promises are often like the butterfly，which disappear after beautiful hover。承诺常常很像蝴蝶，美丽的飞盘旋然后不见 15、Love is not to peer at each other but to stare the same way together。爱不是彼此凝视，而是一起注视同一个方向。2/ 8
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经典英语励志句子 本文是关于经典英语励志句子，仅供参考，希望对您有所帮助，感谢阅读。 经典英语励志句子(精选篇) 1、事常与人违，事总在人为。 Things often contrary to people, things always in the. 2、xx干戚，猛志固常在。 Energy-saving, Meng Chi solid in. 3、恨别人，痛苦的却是自己。 Hate other people, the pain is their own. 4、疾风知劲草，板荡识诚臣。 Wind Supergrass, is general Cheng chen. 5、心有多大，舞台就有多大。 The stage extends as far as the heart goes。 6、只有想不到，没有做不到。 Only think, can not do. 7、把握现在、就是创造未来。 Grasp now, is to create the future. 8、岁寒，然后知xx之后凋也。 Only in cold winter does one know that the pine and the cypress arethe last to shed their leaves。 9、人生最大的失败，就是放弃。
The biggest failure in life is to give up. 10、我们可以失望，但不能盲目。 We can be disappointed, but not blind. 经典英语励志句子(热门篇) 1、用勤奋实现梦想，用xx成就人生。 With diligence dream，with achievement life wisdom。2、经常是最后一把钥匙打开了门。 Is often the last key to open the door。 3、时间是宝贵的，抓住了时间就抓住了成功。 Time is precious，grasp the time。 4、除了放弃尝试以外没有失败!Inadditiontogiveuptryingnofailure! 5、世界上只有想不通的人，没有走不通的路。 The world only think impassability，did not go。 6、信仰是伟大的情感，一种创造力量。 Faith is a great emotion，a kind of creative power。 7、没有不合格的学生，只有不合格的家长。 There is no unqualified students，only unqualified parents。 8、忙于采集的蜜蜂，无暇在人前高谈阔论。 Bees are busy collecting，too busy to talk in front of people。 9、网络事业创造了富裕，又延续了平等。 Network enterprise to create a rich and lasted for equality。
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英语中很有趣的八个句子： 1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。 第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。 2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。 第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。 3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。 4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。 这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。 5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。 6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？ 这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。 7. 上联：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。 下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。 这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。 这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)