《老友记》有感

每次看完一本书，一部连续剧，一片花海。。。总会想想自己最喜欢哪句话，哪个人物，哪种花，其实没有最喜欢，更多的是欣赏和感动。就像老友记里的菲比，她的家庭背景不该有的灾难都有，该有的幸福少到可怜，所以才养成神经质但是又可爱到让人忍不住去喜欢，去祝福，去包容，行为作风有点像生活大爆炸里的谢耳朵，她坚持自己的世界，跑步的时候像青蛙跳的怪异姿势，因此瑞秋拒绝和她一起跑步，因为受不了来自别人的诧异的眼光，菲比不以为然，认为只要自己跑的开心，管他呢，最后瑞秋也愉快的加入了；她是个素食主义者，珍惜一切有生命的物质，比如路边有人拿烟头摁在树上，她看到了不惜冒充警察要求对方向树道歉，她说树会疼；圣诞之夜，乔伊通过卖圣诞树赚钱，菲比去探望时看到很多不好看的甚至谢了的树被机器绞碎的时候，她受不了了，很抓狂，后来她贴心的朋友们搬来了一屋子的废弃的圣诞树祝她圣诞快乐，她开心极了；她愿意替她的弟弟代孕，因为她弟媳年纪太大不适合怀孕，为了她弟弟的幸福，她愿意；因为男朋友开枪打死了一只鸟而果断分手；当然菲比生活中占比例最大的就是在咖啡厅弹吉他了，虽然她只会两个最简单的和弦，唱歌也实在谈不上好听，但是她想表达什么就表达什么；当她知道自己的生父还在世上，并知道住址时，她到了门前却迟迟不进去，她说，她刚得知自己的爸爸是假的，万一这是一个品行很差的坏爸爸，她没有勇气现在就失去一个真爸爸，她一直是强大的，在她妈妈自杀，靠自己乞讨甚至扮强盗抢劫为生时，她都是强大的，可是内心的柔软在这一刻让人动容；她是一名按摩师，虽然她很反对上班，她认为这是资本主义的剥削，但是为了生存，她也不是不会变通和妥协，只是尽可能的少，而我们的生活中应该充满的是妥协而不是只是一点点吧（人在江湖，身不由己啊）。。。他们之间的友谊让我感动，当菲比透漏小时候家里穷，从没有自己的脚踏车只能拿隔壁家装脚踏车的纸盒子（上面有车的图案）坐在上面，想象自己拥有，这时罗斯听了心里很难过，在他的世界里或者在大多数人的世界里，每个人都会拥有属于自己漂亮的脚踏车的，于是他买了一辆典型的女士脚踏车，送给了菲比，并不厌其烦的教会她，当然这里面有很多插曲让人啼笑皆非。。。说不完的细节，说不完的欣赏，我并不是最喜欢的菲比，我只是欣赏她，同样也欣赏其他人。人生充满了太多的可遇不可求，也许不论是美剧，英剧，日剧，韩剧，国产剧，荧屏上的永远是荧屏上的，来自于生活又超脱生活，看了，笑了，哭了，想记住什么就记住，不想记住什么就忘记，回到生活，继续江湖。。。

Friends剧本第一季第一集

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse] Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey: Instead of...? Chandler: That's right. Joey: Never had that dream. Phoebe: No. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?! Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: Are you okay, sweetie? Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and

全十季《老友记》学习笔记

这是六个人的故事，从不服输而又有强烈控制欲的monica，未经世事的千金大小姐rachel，正直又专情的ross，幽默风趣的chandle，古怪迷人的phoebe，花心天真的joey——六个好友之间的情路坎坷，事业成败和生活中的喜怒哀乐，无时无刻不牵动着彼此的心，而正是正平凡的点点滴滴，却成为最令人感动与留恋的东西。 人物：1、瑞秋?格林(RACHEL GREENE)由珍妮佛?安妮斯顿(Jennifer Aniston)扮演 瑞秋是莫妮卡的高中同学，在与牙医未婚夫的婚礼上脱逃至莫妮卡处。 2、罗斯?盖勒(Ross Geller)由大卫?修蒙(David Schwimmer)扮演 罗斯为莫妮卡的哥哥，于高中时即暗恋妹妹的同学瑞秋，但始终不敢表白 3、莫妮卡?盖勒(Monica Geller)由科妮寇?克斯(Courteney Cox Arquette)扮演 莫妮卡是《六人行》的中心人物，其他五人可以说就是由她延伸出来的。 4、钱德?宾(Chandler Bing)由马修?派瑞(Matthew Perry)扮演 钱德为罗斯的大学同学，因而与罗斯、莫妮卡结识甚久 5、菲比?巴费(Phoebe Buffay)由丽莎?库卓(Lisa Kudrow)扮演 菲比为莫妮卡的旧室友，后因受不了其洁癖而搬走 6、乔伊?崔比昂尼(Joey Tribbiani)由麦特?雷布兰克(Matt Le Blanc)扮演 乔伊与钱德为共租公寓的室友，自然也是莫妮卡和瑞秋的邻居 《电影手册》评价： friends是一部彻底而纯粹的通俗剧的代表，它是一部具有十足纽约风格的情景喜剧。它形成了一个自己的世界，围绕着同一个屋檐下的，6个30上下的男女拉开了故事帷幕。他们在一起，倾听彼此的烦恼和快乐，一起成长和生活，而故事的平衡点，也是最常见不过——6个单身贵族最终将组成三对情侣（此点有错误），这一对称组合加强了全剧的轻松喜剧效果。Friends为我们解析了每天的平淡生活，普通情侣的爱恋或友情体现了逐步系列剧的力量。城市文明异类温柔的疯狂，却又怀有情窦初开的少女梦想，这个从普通生活中得来的灵感。一直推动系列剧向滑稽情节发展。Friends给我们解释了什么是快乐的痛苦，再多一点，我们又会把自己幽闭在这个神奇的世界里。 【Season 1 Index】 Episode 101 : The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate (Pilot) Episode 102 : The One With The Sonogram At The End Episode 103 : The One With The Thumb Episode 104 : The One With George Stephanopoulos Episode 105 : The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Episode 106 : The One With The Butt Episode 107 : The One With The Blackout Episode 108 : The One Where Nana Dies Twice Episode 109 : The One Where Underdog Gets Away Episode 110 : The One With The Monkey Episode 111 : The One With Mrs. Bing Episode 112 : The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Episode 113 : The One With The Boobies Episode 114 : The One With The Candy Hearts Episode 115 : The One With The Stoned Guy Episode 116 : The One With Two Parts, Part 1

老友记第一季第四集剧本

104 The One With George Stephanopoulos [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.] Monica: Alright. Phoebe? Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you? Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever. Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.) All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: Probably kill myself! Monica: ..Excuse me? Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live! Ross: Joey, uh- OM nipotent. Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry.. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.] Monica: How does she do that? Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place. Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! (i)

老友记六人行第一季-第一集英文台词

第一季第一集 [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.? So does he have a hump A hump and a hairpiece Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk (They all stare, bemused.)困惑的; 茫然的; 不知所措的 Phoebe: Just, because I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. [Time Lapse] Chandler:Alright, back in high school, I am standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realized I am totally naked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Joey: Instead of... Chandler: That's right. Joey: Never had that dream. Phoebe: No. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: They were looking at you before! Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! Weird: 怪诞的; 神秘而可怕的; 超然的; 古怪的; 离奇的 [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Mortified: 1.使受辱,伤害(人的感情) 2.克制,抑制(肉体、情感等) Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Monica: Are you okay, sweetie Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Chandler: Cookie Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Ross: Thanks. Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Pluck: 采; 摘; 拔; 弹, 拔（乐器的弦）

老友记第一季中英文对照

老友记第一季第一集 中央咖啡馆 这没什么好说的 There's nothing to tell! 他不过是我的同事 He's just some guy I work with! 少来了你们都在约会了 C'mon, you're going out with the guy! 这个男人一定有什么问题 There's gotta be something wrong with him! 他是驼背吗戴着假发的驼背 So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? 等等他吃粉笔吗 Wait, does he eat chalk? 我只是不想你 Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙 what I went through with Carl 拜托各位放松点这甚至不算是约会Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. 只不过是两个人出去吃个饭 It's just two people going out to dinner 而且不会上床 and not having sex. 听起来像是和我约会 Sounds like a date to me. 于是我回到了高中学校 Alright, so I'm back in high school, 我站在食堂中间 I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria 然后发现自己全身赤裸 and I realize I am totally naked. 噢做过那种梦 Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 然后我低下头看见那里有一部 Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone 大哥大 there. -那话儿变成了-没错 - Instead of...? - That's right. -这种梦倒从未做过-没有 - Never had that dream. - No. 突然那电话响起来了 All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 结果是我妈打来的 And it turns out it's my mother, 这非常非常奇怪 which is very-very weird because- 因为她从来不打电话给我 she never calls me! 嗨 Hi. 这家伙一张嘴打招呼我就想自杀This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 你还好吧亲爱的 Are you okay, sweetie? 我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙 I just feel like someone reached down my throat 抓住我的小肠 grabbed my small intestine, 从我嘴里扯出来 pulled it out of my mouth 然后缠在我脖子上 and tied it around my neck... 饼干 Cookie? 卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬走了 Carol moved her stuff out today -我帮你泡杯咖啡-谢了 - Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 不不要别再净化我的灵气了 No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! 求你了别碰我的灵气好吗 No, just leave my aura alone, okay? 我会没事的好吧 I'll be fine, alright? 真的各位我希望她能幸福Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. -不你不会-没错我不会的 - No you don't. - No I don't, 去她的她甩掉了我 to hell with her, she left me!

老友记第一季第三集剧本

The One With the Thumb [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.] Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys! All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi! Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go? Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!' All: Ohh. Ouch. Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right? Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'. Rachel: Since when? Joey: Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'. Chandler: Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'. Phoebe: Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'. Rachel: And everybody knows this? Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow.（众所周知） Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm. Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm. Monica: Uh, Ross.

老友记第一季第七集剧本

The One With the Blackout [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd.] Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. (applause) Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much. [Scene: The ATM vestibule of a bank, Chandler is inside. The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside.] Chandler: Oh, great. This is just... (Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)

高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本606 The One The Last Night素材

606 The One The Last Night [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.] Chandler: (watches Joey for a moment) Okay! (Joey quickly moves the hockey stick so that he’s scratching his back with it.) Listen, I’m gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent. Joey: Right! And when is that due? Chandler: First of the month. Joey:And that’s every month? Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here. Joey: Ahhh. Chandler: Okay, here is the phone bill. (Hands it to Joey.) Joey: (looking at it) Oh my God!! Chandler:That’s our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why don’t I just—why don’t I just cover you for a while? Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity…anymore. Chandler:It’s not charity, Joe… Joey: No! Forget it! Okay—I mean thanks, but I’m done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, what’s next? Co me on. Chandler:Okay uh, here’s the electric bill. (Hands it to him.) Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!! Chandler: Uh, yeah. (Joey runs over and shuts off the lights.) Chandler:So, we’ll do the rest of the bills later then? Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.] Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment? Chandler: No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn’t take it. Phoebe: Well, how much do you think he needs? Chandler: I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, y’know? But I have to trick him into taking it so I won’t hurt his pride. Phoebe:Why don’t you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Whatever you want. Chandler: Well that would help the pride thing. Monica: (entering from her room) Hey! Chandler: Hey! Wow! You look great! Wanna move in with me tomorrow? Monica: (thinks) Okay. Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight? Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought we’d go out to dinner and celebrate 606 他们的最后一夜 好吧 我就要搬走了，以后你记得交费。好！都是什么时候交？ 月初。 每个月都交？ 不，你住在这儿多久交多久。 这是电话帐单。 天啊！！ 那是电话号码 搬家的事都是因我而起 我帮你负担几个月如何？ 不干！ 崔乔伊不再接受施舍了！ 不是施舍 少来!不要再提 谢你好心，以后不要你的钱了 我能养活自己。 还有什么费用，接着说 电费单 电费这么高？ 对 剩下的帐单以后再算 乔伊也要搬？ 我希望他留下。 我想支援他些钱，他不收 你说他需要多少钱？ 1500元够他对付几个月 但我得想方设法、在不伤他自尊的前提下，把钱给他 你干吗不请他表演？ 让他打扮一下演小品什么的 那样他自尊不会受伤？ 你真美!明天就和我同居、好吗 好 今晚有什么节目？ 我们不想为离别而伤感 所以今晚一起出去吃饭， 庆祝瑞秋搬去跟菲比住 顺便庆祝我的生日 今天不是你的生日 刻薄! 我决不会这样说你！ 分离在即，你们俩又有什么计划以前总待在一起胡混， 这次我们决定什么都不做 尼克斯队本赛季今晚开赛，

Friends 老友记【223】The One With the Chicken Pox

T h e O n e W i t h t h e C h i c k e n P o x O r i g i n a l l y w r i t t e n b y B r o w n M a n d e l l. T r a n s c r i b e d b y J o s h u a H o d g e. 223出水痘 菲比的海军恋人莱恩（反斗神鹰查理辛）来探望她，要呆两个星期； 他们本计划好好玩玩，不想菲比出水痘，并且传染给了莱恩。 莫妮卡用绷带把他们的手绑起来以免他们到处乱抓。 理查觉得莫妮卡的神经质惹人怜爱，莫妮卡为此大感宽慰； 但他自己好象又太无拘无束了，莫妮卡又不大高兴。 钱德在办公室给乔伊找了个活干，并要他装模作样假扮数据处理人员的样子工作。 乔伊表演过头了 ，还假称自己为约瑟夫，家中有妻儿。这给钱德造成了一些麻烦。 瑞秋迷上了穿制服；罗斯也弄了一件。 [S c e n e:C e n t r a l P e r k.R a c h e l,M o n i c a,J o e y,a n d C h a n d l e r a r e t h e r e.] [R a c h e l b r i n g s a m u f f i n t o C h a n d l e r a n d M o n i c a w h o a r e s i t t i n g o n t h e c o u c h.] m u f f i n n.松饼 R A C H E L:O k,C h a n d l e r,M o n,t h e r e's o n l y o n e b a n a n n a n u t m u f f i n l e f t. [R a c h e l h o l d s t h e t r a y b e t w e e n t h e m.C h a n d l e r g r a b s t h e m u f f i n b e f o r e M o n i c a c a n.] M O N I C A:O h,I o r d e r e d m i n e f i r s t. C H A N D L E R:Y e a h,b u t I'm,I'm s o m u c h f a s t e r... M O N I C A:G i v e i t t o m e.

老友记(Friends)主要人物及主演详细英文介绍

Characters Of Friends The series featured six main characters throughout its run, with many other characters recurring throughout all ten seasons. ?Jennifer Aniston portrays Rachel Greene, a fashion enthusiast and Monica Geller's best friend from childhood. Rachel first moves in with Monica in season one after nearly marrying Barry Farber whom she realizes she does not love. Rachel and Ross Geller are later involved in an on-again-off-again relationship throughout the series. Rachel dates other men during the series, such as an Italian neighbor, Paolo in season one, her client Joshua Bergin in season four, her assistant Tag in season seven, and Jo ey Tribbiani in season ten. Rachel’s first job is as a waitress at the coffeehouse Central Perk, but she later becomes an assistant buyer at Bloomingdale's in season three, and a buyer at Ralph Lauren in season five. Rachel and Ross have a daughter named Emma in "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part Two" at the end of season 8. ?Courteney Cox portrays Monica Geller, the mother hen of the group and a chef,known for her perfectionist, bossy and competitive nature. Monica is often jokingly teased by the others for having been extremely overweight as a child, especially by her brother Ross. Monica works as a chef in various restaurants throughout the show. Monica’s first serious relationship is with family friend Richard Burke who is 21 years her senior. The couple maintains a strong relationship until Richard expresses that he does not want to have children much to Monica’s dismay. Monica and Chandler Bing later start a relationship after spending a night with each other in the season four finale, leading to their marriage in season seven. ?Lisa Kudrow portrays Phoebe Buffay, an eccentric masseuse and self-taught musician. Phoebe lived in uptown New York with her mother until her mother killed herself and Phoebe took to the streets. Phoebe is ditsy but street smart and writes and sings (badly) her own quirky songs, accompanying herself on the guitar. She has an "evil" identical twin named

高中英语《Frinds老友记》第3季中英文对照完整剧本312 The One With All Th

312 The One With All The Jealousy [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her first day.] Rachel:(running in from her bedroom, wearing only a towel) Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes? Chandler:Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress. Rachel: (to Ross) Tell him. Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her! Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday? Ross: Why? Chandler:I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist. Ross: Oh God. Y'know, botanists are such geeks. Chandler: Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie? Ross: Hmm? Oh, yeah. (he makes a growling sound) Phoebe: (entering, with about 20 purses hanging around her neck) Morning. Rach, I'm here with the purses! Chandler: (to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys. Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs. Phoebe: Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles. Rachel: No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today. Ross: Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch? Rachel: Oh honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out. Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job? Rachel: Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox? Phoebe: Umm, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it. Rachel: Oh. Chandler: (to Ross) Hey, so can you make it on Friday? Ross: What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again? Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper. P hoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich? Why don't you get a magician?! Chandler:Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right. Opening Credits [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone.] Ross: She's having lunch with him. She's having lunch with him. And 312 嫉妒 你们都觉得这双鞋很丑吗? 对 别担心，没有人会注意的 只要你穿着那件浴巾装 你跟他说吧 这是她履新职的第一天 你不该一早就开她玩笑 好吧，我可以等到晚上再说 你星期五有节目吗? 干嘛? 你得来参加我的怪堂哥 艾勃特的告别单身派对 你知道，他是植物学家 老天 植物学家都神神经经的 那是恐龙领带吗? 早安 瑞秋，我拿皮包来了 找钥匙就要找老半天吧 谢谢，菲比 不客气，拜托你用 这个乌龟包包 不，乌龟让我害怕 今天尤其不是时候 亲爱的，别紧张，没问题的 我过来跟你一起吃午饭吧? 谢了，但马克要带我去吃饭 马克?就是那个帮你找工作的马克? 对，算是祝我工作顺利 那是午餐盒吗? 不，是皮包里面 还有个热水瓶 你星期五能来吗? 什么? 我想可以吧 可是你为什么要请我呢? 显然艾勃特没有朋友 他对告别单身派对充满期待 我想他是为了看脱衣舞娘 才结婚的 请脱衣舞娘参加告别单身派对 你们真是老套 为什么不请魔术师? 如果魔术师可以 用臀部给我开啤酒，那就行