有趣的英文小故事
Toniiny: How is your I i tt e brother. Johnny? Johnny： lie is i 11 in bed. He hurt li msel f. Tommy： That" s too bad. Ilow did that happen?
Johnny: Wo played who cou 1 d Iean furthest out of tlx1indou, “nd ho won.
他嶽了
汤姐：约翰丿匕，你小弟弟好吗?
约翰疋：他击病呂沐了.他哽了伤，
汤姆:真精鶴怎么冋事儿？
约翰丿比我们做游戏，看谁締把身F探出窗外貝认，他蟲了 =
1 Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan cnme home wi th a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?^
*A kid bi t me, * replied Ivun?
* Would you recognize him i f you saw hi in again?* asked liis mother.
"I d know him any where, * said Ivan. "I have his ear in iny packet. *
他的耳朵在我农兜里
供凡鼻了流着血回到案里9他妈妈问■“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出*呵？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他?”伊凡说.??他的耳朵还在我衣兜?里呢，”
A Good Bov
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
*1 gnvr i t to a poor old wonwin. " ho nnswrrod?
Vcu? IF a good boy, ” said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more? But why are
you so interested in the old woman?#z
*She is the one who sei Is the candy. *
好孩r
小罗伯待向妈妈耍两分孤
“m天给你的线干什么了？”
“我给i一个可怜的老太婆?”他I叫答说:“你真绘个好孩J-. ”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么憋兴趣呢？”
“她圮个卖稱果的「
On(* day, a father and his little' soil W('TP going hom(\ At this age, the boy wns i nt forested :n a ' kir ds of tilings and was always asking cjuest k)ns ? X(w t lie asked, ^What r s the meaning of the word ‘Drunk’，dad?" "Well, my son, " his father replied, * look, there are standing two pc)l icemen. 11* I regard the two pnl icemen as lour then T am drunk?"
"But, dad," the boy said, * there1 s only ONE policeman!"
醉洒
一人.父亲q小JI. f—iMM家。这个孩子正处于那种对"么巾都很陋兴魏的年静,老”仃棕不完的问题.他向父亲发问道:“爸爸，’醉’字足什么意恩? ”“唔，孩子?”父亲回答说,
“你眺那儿站右两个警索：如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了■” “可是，爸爸.” 孩了?说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
Hospi taiily
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