《三笑三国》英语话剧
《三笑三国》
旁白—黄丽清赵云—欧日斌曹操—周会军夏侯敦—罗靖慧蒋干—黄忠丽
刘备—杨爱荣诸葛亮—申海怡张飞—刘汝强
道具：一坨布（代表阿斗）、枪（剑）。
开场介绍
Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduce the actors. The first is ZhaoYun,he is the mostly actor today.And his black brother is ZhangFei ,and there boss is LiuBei .Don't forget the other side Mr Cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHo u Dun.At last,Don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，赵云夏侯敦曹操蒋干
旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里
杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei -Liu A Dou.now,he is coming. His nam e is ZhangFei.
赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is Zhao my middle name is Yun and my given name is ZiLong ~ （赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）Look! this is the last blood of the boss ! Liu a Dou . It took him out from the fire ,but my face has already turned into coke ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到）
hey， guy !stop there or I will kill you .
（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? （二人装腔作势打斗数招）
赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad I'm over .
赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ guy! I will go to look for my boss , goodbye~
（曹操、蒋干二人上）
曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英泪满襟！
I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack. It reminds me of a poem, "De ad Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said.
（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术? Xia Hou Dun? Is he engaged in what something about performance art? （蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍
打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭手抱孩子A very black people with baby in his band .
蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：I I I…… I rushed to him and fight with him.I’m fighting fighting fighting!!我我……我冲上去与之打斗打打打
曹操：然后呢？What then?
蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯敦将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Hou dun has defeated the enemy .
夏侯敦：唔唔！Zhao Yun used his nine dark white bone fingers to me ! I was so fearful.赵云用他的九阴白骨爪对付我，我好害怕！
（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：No！No ！No！ I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......
夏侯敦：Yes!Fighting,Fighting!Let’s go!好！打！打！上啊！
（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）
（三人下）
第二幕:人物：刘备张飞诸葛亮赵云（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）
旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）
诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）My master,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat .
诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！Oh! My master ,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？
诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云。First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
旁白：By this time Zhao Yun desperately run from the front.ZhangFei become so excited at this moment.这时候赵云从前方拼命地赶过来。张云变得很兴奋。
这时候（赵云上）张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面。
Ha! Zilong is coming now! I could not believe that you have Changsha a new tabletop without a minute!
（张飞迎上）张飞：子龙！ ZiLong !
赵云：翼德救我！ help!!! Third brother . （张飞下）
赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） Boss, I have irid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. I am afraid...
赵云：chao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father.
刘备：咳咳！（赵云转身面向刘备）
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？ZiLong,I don’t want to tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）刘备：为了你这倒霉孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你干什么啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！
（阿斗摔下）（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓。请大家以此为鉴，日后请善待别人的孩子同时也要保护好你自己的孩子。This is why Liu a Dou is so foolish that lost his country. Please as a guide, please be kind to other people's children in the future to also want to protect your own children.
赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ ~~ where is the second bother ?
刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the Sazhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twis ted, now he stay in bed.
诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more Santalum milk powder!
赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（惨烈地）
刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did ZhangFei returned to former career ？Go to see what happen? （三人下）
第三幕：人物张飞曹操夏侯蒋干刘备诸葛亮
旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，ZhangFei fight with CaoCao's army on ChangBanBo .
（张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！
（奸笑中）夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）（三人奸笑上台）
张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！！ A!You, The hot dog,You come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，I'm fearful.
曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yi De from NaYan! (clenches teeth) （咬牙切齿的样子）
曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！ You are the so called coward,aren't you?HouDun,beat him!
（夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出）夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）
旁白：真是厉害的车轮战啊，这时候夏侯已经被张飞打得狼狈不堪了。Is really fierce Che Lun Zhan ah! At this time ,XiaHouDun has been ZhangFei played in disorder.
（定格）蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water s oon!Let's call XiaHouDun general to get down quickly.
曹操：你怎么知道？How do you know it?
蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！ I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
（张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh !my gad ! I am over again.又被打败了（蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？ Now the world has changed .
Why does that coward become so brave?
张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ CaoCao ,!Shut up ! Listen to me! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general DianWei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,I really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you……（夏侯敦跃起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）It’s very unpleasant to hear!太难听了！
曹操：啊！Help!
（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）蒋干：啊！It is simply, make the gods cry!
简直是惊天地，泣鬼神啊！
（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking! It seems, really beat me is someone singing .看来，真正打败我的是某人的歌声。
蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！！（转过身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声）
曹操：aaaaaaa!（痛苦吐血状）
（定格）（诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）
诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,OK?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song! 刘备：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳）
张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝）
刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。ZiLong，carry ZhangFei back quickly。赵云：好的！ OK （赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停）（张飞、赵云二人下）旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is《Only You》.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~)。
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作者：败转头 作品编号44122544：GL568877444633106633215458 时间：2020.12.13 “喜迎圣诞”三年级英语小话剧表演课-----小猫钓鱼 角色：K: Kitty（小猫曹煜青扮演） M: Mother Cat （猫妈妈刘迦楠扮演） B: Brother Cat （猫哥哥陈新宇扮演） L: Little brother Cat （猫弟弟崔响扮演）F: Father Cat （猫爸爸常浩哲扮演） Butterfly（小蝴蝶多清源扮演）Rabbit（小兔子沈子童扮演） 旁白：The Kitty’s is going camping, Kitty wants to learn fishing .Can he learn fishing? 小猫一家去野营，小猫想学钓鱼，他能学会吗？ K:Hello! I’m Little cat Mimi. I’m going fishing. But…(看见妈妈在……)Hi! Mummy! What are you doing? Can you go fishing with me? 大家好，我是小猫咪咪，我想去学钓鱼，但是。。。你好，妈妈，你在干什么，，你能和我一起钓鱼吗？ M: Sorry. I am cooking dinner. （对不起，我在做午餐） K: That’s OK! Bye! (闷闷不乐地来到哥哥身边) Hi! Brother! What are you doing? Can you go fishing with me.（那好吧，拜拜。你好，哥哥，你在干什么？你能和我一起钓鱼吗？） B：(哥哥正在打电话): Sorry. I am answering the phone.（对不起，我正打在打电话。） K: Oh. Bye. (闷闷不乐地来到姐姐身边)（那好吧，拜拜） K：(弟弟正在画画): Hi! Tom! What are you doing? Can you go fishing with me? （你好，Tom，你在干什么？你能和我一起钓鱼吗？） L:Sorry. I am drawing pictures./…（对不起，我正在画画） K: That’s ok! Bye-bye! (垂头丧气地来到爸爸身边,爸爸在……)Hi! Dad dy! Can you go fishing with me? （那好吧，拜拜。你好，爸爸，你能和我一起钓鱼吗？）F: Sure! Let’s go!（当然可以，我们现在就去.） K: Great!（太好了！）(兴高采烈地来到河边开始钓鱼) Butterfly（小蝴蝶）小蝴蝶一边飞一边唱着：It’s a sunny day .I’m very happy .I can fly high .(天气真好，我好开心，我能飞很高) K：(看见一只蝴蝶马上丢下钓鱼竿): Wow! A butterfly. How beautiful! Let’s play
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
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三年级英语小话剧表演课
“喜迎圣诞”三年级英语小话剧表演课-----小猫钓鱼 角色：K: Kitty（小猫曹煜青扮演） M: Mother Cat （猫妈妈刘迦楠扮演） B: Brother Cat （猫哥哥陈新宇扮演） L: Little brother Cat （猫弟弟崔响扮演）F: Father Cat （猫爸爸常浩哲扮演） Butterfly（小蝴蝶多清源扮演）Rabbit（小兔子沈子童扮演） 旁白：The Kitty’s is going camping, Kitty wants to learn fishing .Can he learn fishing? 小猫一家去野营，小猫想学钓鱼，他能学会吗？ K:Hello! I’m Little cat Mimi. I’m going fishing. But…(看见妈妈在……)Hi! Mummy! What are you doing? Can you go fishing with me? 大家好，我是小猫咪咪，我想去学钓鱼，但是。。。你好，妈妈，你在干什么，，你能和我一起钓鱼吗？ M: Sorry. I am cooking dinner. （对不起，我在做午餐） K: That’s OK! Bye! (闷闷不乐地来到哥哥身边) Hi! Brother! What are you doing? Can you go fishing with me.（那好吧，拜拜。你好，哥哥，你在干什么？你能和我一起钓鱼吗？） B：(哥哥正在打电话): Sorry. I am answering the phone.（对不起，我正打在打电话。） K: Oh. Bye. (闷闷不乐地来到姐姐身边)（那好吧，拜拜） K：(弟弟正在画画): Hi! Tom! What are you doing? Can you go fishing with me? （你好，Tom，你在干什么？你能和我一起钓鱼吗？） L:Sorry. I am drawing pictures./…（对不起，我正在画画） K: That’s ok! Bye-bye! (垂头丧气地来到爸爸身边,爸爸在……)Hi! Dad dy! Can you go fishing with me? （那好吧，拜拜。你好，爸爸，你能和我一起钓鱼吗？） F: Sure! Let’s go!（当然可以，我们现在就去.） K: Great!（太好了！）(兴高采烈地来到河边开始钓鱼) Butterfly（小蝴蝶）小蝴蝶一边飞一边唱着：It’s a sunny day .I’m very happy .I can fly high .(天气真好，我好开心，我能飞很高) K：(看见一只蝴蝶马上丢下钓鱼竿): Wow! A butterfly. How beautiful! Let’s play together! Don’t run away! （哦，蝴蝶，好漂亮啊。我们一起玩吧。别跑啊！） (蝴蝶飞走了.小猫垂头丧气地回来继续钓鱼) F：(爸爸钓到一条大鱼): Look! A big fish!（哦，看，一条大鱼） Rabbit（小兔子）小兔子一边跳一边唱着: It’s a sunny day .I’m very happy .I can jump high .(天气真好，我好开心，我能跳很高) K:.（看见小兔子马上丢下钓鱼竿去追赶小兔,）Wow! A rabbit! How lovely! Stop! Stop! （哦，一只小兔子，好可爱啊，快停下，快停下！） (小兔跑进了草丛深处，小猫咪咪伤心地回到了池塘边) Oh ,I have no butterfly, no rabbit. I have no fish! Wu… （哦，我没有蝴蝶，没有小兔子，没有鱼，呜呜） All together(大家一起说):Don’t cry! Kitty! Do it with your heart. You can get fish.
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。 有一天她来到"香国" 。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。 有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。 最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
小学生圣诞晚会英文主持稿
小学生圣诞晚会英文主持 稿 篇一：圣诞节主持稿中英文版 圣诞节主持稿 开场：Good evening and welcome to the Christmas party .I am 高秀妍XX（主持人依次说自己的名字），I am honored to have the chance to be your host tonight .On behalf of the entire staff of Horizon English school , I wish all of you a happy Christmas eve. 大家晚上好，欢迎大家参加今天的圣诞晚会，我是今天的主持人XXX，非常荣幸有这样一个机会主持今天的晚会，我仅代表新视野英语全体人员，祝愿大家度过一个愉快难忘的夜晚。 Before(来自:https://www.wendangku.net/doc/cd16109886.html, 小龙文档网:小学生圣诞晚会英文主持稿) we go , I’d like you to know that we have planed various interesting programs and games for tonight’s party .we hope you would join them and have so fun. 在晚会开始之前，很高兴告诉大家，我们为今天的晚会准
备了很多丰富多彩的节目和游戏项目，希望大家都能参与其中，玩的开心。校长致辞First of all , let’s welcome our principal ,Mrs. Li to give us a welcome speech . 首先，请我们的李校长致辞，请大家欢迎! A：Thank you Mrs. Li .( 感谢李校长致辞) B: Next , our first program , everyone stand up ,please .All the students sing 《jingle bell 》。 A：接下来，请所有同学起立，我们的第一个节目。师生一起唱《jingle bell 》。 C：Thanks for your cooperation .everyone sits down ,please ! What a beautiful song ! Now , let’s welcome Grade 6 students to perform 《Hokey pokey 》。 D：大家请坐，感谢大家的配合，多么动听的一首《jingle bell 》。接下来，请6.1 的同学来为大家表演节目《Hokey pokey 》大家欢迎。B：How exciting ! Thanks for the Grade 6. Hei , XX , Have you seen the movie 《frozen 》？（多么令人振奋的舞蹈啊！谢谢六年级同学的精彩表演，嘿！XX，你看过《冰雪奇缘》这部电影吗？ A：Yes ,I love the theme song of 《Frozen》。当然我非常喜欢这部电影的主题曲。 B：Ha ha ! you are lucky ! I will come true your hope !
搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
英语短剧(麦琪的礼物)中英文
The Gifts（麦琪的礼物） Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents .They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for savin g. In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair. 旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。 D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents. 德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。 D: I—- I—- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim. 德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。 (At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”） D: Will you buy my hair? 德拉：你买我的头发吗？ M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK? 夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？ D: All right. But please give it to me quickly. 德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。 M: Here you are. Twenty dollars. 夫人：给你，20美元。 D: Thank you. Bye. 德拉：谢谢你，再见。 M: Bye. 夫人：再见。 Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home. 旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
英语话剧剧本八人组
语话剧剧本《高老庄抢亲》 广西财经学院木槿花开根据教客网原话剧改制 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King Cast: narrator(旁白君) Tang's monk (唐僧) The Monkey King (孙悟空) The old man （老头）The little girl （小女子）The old woman(老妈) pig(八戒) 大家好，今天我们小组给大家表演的话剧是高老庄抢亲。下面我介绍一下我们组分配的角色，XX扮演的是XX...... Hello, everyone, today our group to show the drama is Gao Laozhuang rob close .Let me introduce our group assigned roles ....... 第一幕 旁白：唐僧和孙悟空初到高老庄就遇到了奇怪的事儿。At the beginning of tang's monk and Sun WuKong to Gao Laozhuang met strange things 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. 悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。 小女子（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
圣诞节历险记 小学生原创剧本
戏份：：圣诞老人【后】 戏份：恐龙 戏份：熊猫 戏份：小孩子 戏份：旁白 戏份：小精灵 戏份：圣诞老人【前】 圣诞历险记 很久很久以前，在南极上有一间小房子，里面住着举世闻名的圣诞老人她很贪吃， Long long ago, there was a small house in Antarctica [?n'tɑ:kt?k?]. Do you know who lived in it? Yes! It’s him – Santa Claus. He liked eating, eating, and eating. So he looked like a ball. Hahahah…但在这一年的圣诞前夕圣诞老人都忙得不亦乐乎。再出发之前，小精灵把礼物都 But in that year, on Christmas Eve, the Santa Claus was so busy to send gifts to the children. A little elf gave the gifts to the Santa Claus, and helped Santa to carry it on the sleigh. The little elf said,” I hope you can give all the children a gift. I wish you a nice trip!” 送了过来，并搬到了雪橇上。小精灵对圣诞老人说：今年一定要把送礼物的任务完成，我祝你一路顺风！在圣诞老人上雪橇时熊猫站出来说道：圣诞老人你太胖啦我拉不 A panda, yes there was a lovely panda. He stood up and said,” Santa, you are too fat! And I even can’t pull the sled. You should lose your weight!” The Santa Claus was angry, and shouted,” you are fat! Not me! It’s your fault! ”They were shouting to each other. And they had a bad Christmas. 动你啊！你该减减肥啦！圣诞老人满腔怒火的说：你才胖呢！！！于是他们吵了起来。 这次过了一个不愉快的圣诞节！￣へ￣ 第二年的圣诞节到了，圣诞老人和熊猫都减了肥。而且这次还成功出发了呢！圣诞老人到了Soon, the second Christmas was coming. Santa Claus and the fat panda both became thin. Do you think the Santa Claus can go out to give the gifts to the children? Can he make it? 一户家人的屋顶，从烟窗爬了进来。到了一个小孩的房间，当神丹老人将礼物放 Finally, the panda can pull the sled and carry the Santa Claus to the children’s houses. The Santa Claus came to a house, and went to the house through the chimney. He went to a boy’s bedroom. 到小孩的袜子时，小孩醒了过来，模模糊糊的说：“这是幻觉吗?”然后又睡下了下去Z.Z.Z.Z……The Santa put some gifts into the boy’s stocking. The boy waked and said” am I dreaming?” and then he fell asleep. 第二天小孩醒过来时发现了自己在圣诞老人的家里，然后圣诞老人、熊猫、和小精灵都看着In the morning, the boy got up and found the Santa Claus in his house. The Santa Claus, the panda, and the little elf were looking at him. A 它，这时圣诞老人的一位好朋友来了“恐龙大叔”，说你们好，我是恐龙大叔，我 也是这个小孩的大哥呢！他们弄明白了大家都是亲切关系，并忘掉自我，和我们一起过了一个快乐的圣诞节。
英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look, boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie! How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
新版搞笑小学英语小品剧本.pdf
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can d o many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。 兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子 回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
圣诞晚会主持词英语
圣诞晚会主持词英语 good evening and welcome to the party. i am **, i am honored to have the chance to be your host tonight. on behalf of the entire staff of xx education, i wish all of you a happy christmas eve. 大家晚上好,欢迎大家参加今天的圣诞晚会。我是今晚的主持人，**，非常荣幸能有这样一个机会主持今天的晚会。我谨代表**培训机构的所有同事，祝大家度过一个愉快的夜晚。 before we go, i’d like you to know that we have planned various interesting programs and games for tonight’s party, we hope you would join them and have some fun. 在晚会开始之前，很高兴告诉大家，我们为今晚的晚会准备了很多丰富多彩的节目和游戏项目，希望大家都能参与进来，玩的开心。 first of all, let’s welcome our principal, mr. yang, to give us a welcome speech. 首先请我们杨校长致欢迎辞。 thank you mr. yang. 感谢杨校长。
next, our first program, all the students sing the song ‘happy new year’ with your teachers together, please. 接下来，第一个节目，师生齐唱《新年好》。 what a beautiful song! good job, everybody. now, let’s welcome read the letter of commitment. 多美的一首歌埃大家的表现都非常棒。下面有请xx老师诵读承诺书。 ok, here comes the first exciting moment, boys and girls, the lucky draw! during this round, 8 of you will be awarded with 50 rmb and a nice gift for the third prize. 接下来，我们将迎来本场晚会第一个激动人心的时刻，抽奖环节!在这一轮抽奖中，将有八位男生或女生获得三等奖，奖品是每人50元的教育基金以及精美礼品一份。 have you heard the story of snow white? i think every little girl must have ever dreamed to be snow white, am i right? but i am sure, you have never seen the story being played by your classmates, now，let’s enjoy, the snow white, played by sixth grade students. 听过白雪公主的故事吗?相信每个小女孩都曾经梦想过