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最新整理两人英语搞笑对话_幽默情景对话阅读
最新整理两人英语搞笑对话_幽默情景对话阅读

两人英语搞笑对话_幽默情景对话阅读

两人搞笑英语对话篇一男:H e l l o,I m B e n.M a y I a s k y o u s o m e q u e s t i o n s?

女:S u r e.

男:W h a t i s y o u r f a t h e r s n a m e?

女:H a p p y!

男:T h e n,W h a t i s y o u r m o t h e r s n a m e?

女:S m i l e!

男:A r e y o u j o k i n g?

女:N o! T h a t s m y s i s t e r! I a m K i d d i n g. B y t h e w a y, a r e y o u a c e n s u s s t a f f?

男:O f c o u r s e n o t.

女:G o a h e a d.

男:O K. Y o u r n a m e i s K i d d i n g. K i d d i n g, I m g o i n g t o s t a r t a

b a n d.W i l l y o u j o i n u s?

女:S u r e,B e n.I d l o v e t o b e i n a b a n d

男:O K,g o o d.W h i c h i n s t r u m e n t d o y o u p l a y?I h e a r d t h a t y o u c a n p l a y p i a n o v e r y w e l l.

女:P i a n o?I d o n t p l a y a n i n s t r u m e n t a c t u a l l y.

男:W h a t a r e y o u g o o d a t?

女:I s i n g.I l i k e m u s i c w i t h g r e a t l y r i c s.

男: S o d o I. W h o e l s e d o y o u t h i n k c a n j o i n u s?

女:W e l l,D a v e i s s u p p o s e d t o b e a g o o d o n e.

男:R e a l l y?W h a t d o e s h e l i k e?

女:H e p r e f e r s q u i e t m u s i c.

男:G o o d. H o w a b o u t H a r r y? H e p l a y s t h e g u i t a r, d o e s n t h e?

女:Y e s,b u t H a r r y l o v e s l o u d m u s i c s u c h a s

d i s c o .

男:T h a t s O K. I o f t e n g o t o d i s c o w i t h m y f r i e n d s.

女:Y o u m e a n w e c a n p l a y b o t h l o u d m u s i c a n d q u i e t m u s i c?

男:W h y n o t?

女:W h a t k i n d o f m u s i c s t y l e d o y o u p r e f e r, B e n?

男:O h,I l i k e m u s i c t h a t I c a n d a n c e t o.

B u t w e h a v e o n e p r o b l e m w i t h o u r b a n d

女:w h a t i s i t?

男:I m n o t a m u s i c i a n a n d I c a n t s i n g.

女:A r e y o u j o k i n g?

男:N o, t h a t s y o u r s i s t e r s n a m e. J u s t n o w I w a s k i d d i n g.

女:W e l l,t h a t m a k e s s e n s e?!

两人搞笑英语对话篇二W h e r e i s t h e f a t h e r?

T w o b r o t h e r s w e r e l o o k i n g a t s o m e b e a u t i f u l p a i n t i n g s.

L o o k,s a i d t h e e l d e r b r o t h e r.H o w n i c e t h e s e p a i n t i n g s a r e!

Y e s,s a i d t h e y o u n g e r,b u t i n a l l t h e s e

p a i n t i n g s t h e r e i s T h e e l d e r b r o t h e r t h o u g h t f o r a m o m e n t a n d t h e n e x p l a i n e d,O b v i o u s l y h e w a s

p a i n t i n g t h e p i c t u r e s.

I W a s n t L i s t e n i n g

M o t h e r a s k e d h e r l i t t l e d a u g h t e r w h o w a s r e a d i n g a b o o k.W h a t a r e y o u r e a d i n g,d e a r?

I d o n t k n o w.t h e l i t t l e g i r l a n s w e r e d.

Y o u d o n t k n o w?B u t y o u w e r e r e a d i n g a l o u d,s o y o u m u s t k n o w.

I w a s r e a d i n g a l o u d,m u m m y,b u t i w a s n t

l i s t e n i n g,e x p l a i n e d t h e c h i l d.

两人搞笑英语对话篇三I H a v e H i s E a r i n M y P o c k e t他的耳朵在我衣兜里

I v a n c a m e h o m e w i t h a b l o o d y n o s e a n d h i s m o t h e r

a s k e d,W h a t h a p p e n e d?

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,发生了什么事?

A k i d b i t m e,r e p l i e d I v a n.

一个男孩咬了我一口,伊凡说。

W o u l d y o u r e c o g n i z e h i m i f y o u s a w h i m a g a i n?

a s k e d h i s m o t h e r.

再见到他你能认出来吗?妈妈问。

I d k n o w h i m a n y w h e r e, s a i d I v a n. I h a v e h i s e a r i n m y p o c k e t.

他走到哪里我都能认出他,伊凡说。他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。

两人搞笑英语对话篇四h e w o n他赢了

t o m m y:h o w i s y o u r l i t t l e b r o t h e r,j o h n n y?

汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

j o h n n y:h e i s i l l i n b e d.h e h u r t h i m s e l f.

约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

t o m m y:t h a t s t o o b a d.h o w d i d t h a t h a p p e n?

汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

j o h n n y:w e p l a y e d w h o c o u l d l e a n f u r t h e s t o u t o f t h e w i n d o w,a n d h e w o n.

约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

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