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主持人: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to today’s “非诚勿扰Do you want a husband? Do you want a superman? follow me.
Today we will have two female guests came to here. Let’s welcome the two girls.
Come on, babies!
女嘉宾出场曲
女嘉宾1: Good morning. My name…..
女嘉宾2：Good morning. My name…..
主持人: Thanks for the 2 girls. Now, the most important figure will come in. let’s welcome the male guest: 男嘉宾男嘉宾出场曲
男嘉宾自我介绍
Hello，every one ,I am 于大帅, I am handsome .Very handsome
主持人：Ok，男嘉宾. Welcome to the “非诚勿扰”握手. I hope you can find the true love in this place.
第一场
First part, please listen the” declaration of love” about the two pretty girl.
Camille！
女嘉宾1：The lover in my dream…en……he must understand me totally.
I want a rich husband.. I prefer to cry in the BMW rather than laugh in the bike. He must have a white horse. I just want a warm family.
主持人: Wo……what do you really want, husband or ……..Mr. money? 女嘉宾1：Both of them
Anyway, welcome the next one.
女嘉宾2: You see, I’m beautiful, right? Tell you a secret, do you want to know, oh……really? I had just few boyfriends before, just 37. Now, I’m
single, who wants to be the 38?
男嘉宾: If you like, I don’t mind.
女嘉宾Do you have BMW? DO you have luxuries? Do you have gold king ?
男嘉宾: No I don’t have
女嘉宾2:Do you have houses?
男嘉宾：NO
女嘉宾1：Dose your father is Ligang?
男嘉宾：No
女嘉宾2：what’s your merits so ?
南嘉宾：I am handsome , I just handsome.
主持人：ok, that’s the choosing time, who is the lucky girl?
女嘉宾两个人都闪退说道：Not me not me , I don’t like him. 嫌弃的表情
男嘉宾失望的走了摇摇头，然后退场音乐
第二场
主持人: Welcome the second male guest.
男嘉宾2：Hello every one , my name is 泰有钱，you can call me MR tai .look, this is my rings, I have all kinds of cars,.I am very short so what?
I am very rich, I am very fat , so what , i have big house and baoma car.I am not handsome ,so what, I have money.
Next part is “question and answer”. The female guest can asks any questions to the male guest, and then the male guest should answer the questions honestly. Are you ready?
3人合YES
女嘉宾1:男嘉宾. Do you drop hair?
男嘉宾: How do you know that? Actually, I do.
女嘉宾1: Sertainly.I so care you ,but most important,I can help you. You know, I am selling …霸王shampoo.
男嘉宾: oh…you are a very kind girl. Can we talk about some details about this?
女嘉宾1: Of course. Why not? By the way, let’s talk about the price. The lowest I can offer is……
主持人: Hey, you guys, wake up. This is the not ad time, ok?,
女嘉宾2:OK. 男嘉宾,If your girlfriend quarrels with you, what can you deal with?
男嘉宾:Ah ha,I will buy her purse and things she likes
女嘉宾1：oh, you are so kind
主持人：Ok, next girl,.
女嘉宾2：do you know ，who is the king’s baby and strong ?
男嘉宾：let me see。。。王老吉
女嘉宾2：No
男嘉宾: the 王老吉brother——王宝强
女嘉宾2：Oh ,Yes. dear ,you are so smart. I love you because you are the appearance as him…
男嘉宾：I think I'm handsome than him 耍帅
女嘉宾2：look at me,What kind of the girl do you like?
男嘉宾：Lively and lovely, humor
女嘉宾2：oh，it is me …it is me
女嘉宾1：no, it’s me , I am so lovely I love you baby.
女嘉宾2：Dear，I am the one you have found for a long time.
俩个女嘉宾抢男嘉宾。。。。。
男嘉宾：stop! Stop ~ 强势的说they both said they love me , do they really love me ? who can tell me ? can you tell me ?
Ok ok , two beautiful girls , can you tell me why you love me ?
女嘉宾1:because your money
女嘉宾2;Because your money
男嘉宾:nani ,
女嘉宾：money money money go my home .
男嘉宾：oh my lady gaga , you and you all love my money, nonsense. Let’s go .
四人：thankyou for watching our show！！！
注意：
必带工具：洗发水，音乐
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