生活大爆炸第三季英文剧本台词12

看咱哥俩准备好去奔赴四人约会

Look at us,getting ready for a double date

还是和真正的女人且光明正大的

With actual women who publicly acknowledge

以女朋友身份

They're our girlfriends.

没错真女人最赞

Yes,actual women are the best.

我就不明白了

I don't understand.

难道还有其他种类的女人

What other kind of women are there?

霍华德人造女性是属于你的研究部门的

Howard,artificial women are your department.

你要接这个茬吗

You want to take this?

才不咧那会吓坏他的

No,it would just freak him out.

听着在出发之前

Listen,before we leave,

我要警告你我是个热情的男人

I should warn you,I'm a passionate man

倾向于公开地表达我炙热的感情

And I tend towards public displays of affection.

你到底想说什么啊霍华德

What are you trying to tell me,Howard?

我会在车里或餐厅里缠绵一下

There might be some making out in the car or the restaurant, 而且我不想让伯纳黛特感到不安

And I don't want Bernadette to feel uncomfortable,

所以如果你和佩妮也打啵儿的话会有所帮助的

So it would help if you and Penny made out,too.

别担心

Don't worry.

我们正打算在沙拉吧上云雨一番咧

We're planning to have sex right on the salad bar.

晚上好白种人

Namaste,white people.

好消息

Good news!

我租到了四小时特别版的《守望者》

I rented us the four-hour edition of Watchmen.

-我有了 -看过了

- Got it. - Seen it.

我的详细分析已经发到网上了

Detailed analysis posted online.

那...我们今晚干嘛

Well,then what are we going to do tonight?

不好意思哈拉杰

Uh,sorry,Raj.

我和霍华德要与

Howard and I are going out to dinner

-佩妮和伯纳黛特共进晚餐 -没错

- With penny and bernadette. - Yeah.

我和莱纳德告别无忧无虑的单身生活了

No more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard.

咱这两匹野马算是彻底从良了

These broncos have been saddled.

我们是怎么勾到真正的女人的

How did we get actual women?

真棒

Great.

难道他们就这么见色忘义

They get girlfriends,and they just abandon us?

这很好哇不是吗

It is great,isn't it?

-一个美妙的夜晚就在前方 -是吗

- We have a wonderful evening ahead of us. - We do?

那是我才发现我没有

Oh,yes. I just discovered I don't have

足够的硬盘空间分配给Linux系统

Enough room ony hard drive for a Linux partition,

所以你和我要做一份全套备份

So you and I are going to perform a full backup,

初始化然后重装我的所有操作系统

Reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems. 我才不想做那个咧

I don't want to do that.

好吧

All right.

那我要做一份全套备份

Well,I'm going to perform full backup,

初始化然后重装我的所有操作系统

Reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems. 那我呢

What about me

嗯...我刚了解到有好几种类型的人造女性

Well,I understand there are several types of artificial women. 也许你应该关注一下那方面

Maybe you should look into that.

老兄今晚有太多很酷的事情

Dude,there's so many cool things

等着我们去玩呢看

We could be doing tonight. Look.

在幽谷拱廊商场

At the glendale galleria,

"穿上你最正的阻特装

"Put on your best zoot suit

40年代流行爵士音乐迷所穿上衣过膝宽肩裤子肥大裤口狭窄的服装在梅西百货附近的中央广场向摇摆音乐致敬

"It's a salute to swing music in the center court near macy's. 晚五点到九点

5 p.M. To 9 p.M."

怎么样如何

Huh? Huh?

向阻特装的致敬

A salute to zoot.

听起来像是猫头鹰

Sounds like a hoot.

不好意思拉杰

I'm sorry,Raj,

我今晚没有向任何类型服装致敬的欲望

I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight.

更何况这还涉及到四十年代的种族暴乱

Much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s.

种族暴乱

Race riots?

阻特装暴动

The zoot suit riots.

啊哈

Oh.

我一直以为那是什么圣诞节后的减价活动

I always thought that was some sort of after-christmas sale.

那为什么不单纯地到拱廊商场散散步呢

Well,then why don't we just go to the galleria and walk around? 我又不需要那里面的东西

But I don't need anything at the galleria.

你在拱廊商场有何需求

Do you need anything at the galleria?

没我们就随便走走看看怎么回事而已

No. We would just walk around and see what's what.

这在语义上是个无效的句子

That's a semantically null sentence.

那好吧嗯...那这个如何

Okay,well,how about this?

大学网站上的

From the university web site:

晚七点到十点诺顿厅多功能室

7 p.M To 10:00 p.M.,Norton hall multipurpose room,

"理科与文科的

"Mixer for grad student and faculty

研究生和教员联谊

of the science and humanities departments.

"不论你是分解原子还是分解不定式

"Whether you split atoms or infinitives,

这是你必到的聚会

This is the place to be."

这当然是很幽默但...

Well,that's certainly amusing,but...

但我没兴趣

I have no interest.

别这样谢尔顿

Come on,Sheldon,

这个世界上充满了在室外活动的人

The world is filled with people doing things outside.

我们出去吧

Let's go outside.

外面多美好

Outside is good.

要是外面这么美好那为什么人类花费上千年

Outside is so good,why has mankind spent thousands of years 来完美内部装饰

Trying to perfect inside?

我咋知道也许是营销计划

I don't know,it's a marketing scheme.

拜托谢尔顿我是个年轻的

Please,Sheldon,I'm a young,

来自他乡的"刚健的"纯爷们儿访客

Virile visitor from a foreign land

我需要炫耀下我的"宝贝"

And I need to strut my stuff.

那我提供个妥协方案

Let me offer you a compromise.

当我感到憋闷想换换视野的时候

Sometimes when I feel stifled and want a change of scenery, 我会利用我的想象力

I use my imagination.

天来了

Oh,boy.

我最爱探访的地方之一

One of my favorite places

就是二维世界

To visit is the two dimensional world

在爱德温?艾伯特的数学幻想小说

Described in Edwin Abbott's mathematal fantasy,

《平地》里有描述过

"Flatland."

我才不想去平地

I don't want to go to flatland.

你这么说只是因为你还没去过那里

You're only saying that becae you haven't been there.

我现在是二维空间里的一个六边形

I am now a hexagon in two-dimensional space

并且只能感知其他物体的边缘

And can only perceive the edges of other objects.

见鬼咧

Oy.

那是你吗拉杰

Is that you,Raj?

我认不出你的边缘

I don't recognize your edge.

谢尔顿我求你了

Sheldon,I'm begging you.

我想参加这个联谊而且不想一个人去

I want to go to this mixer,and I don't want to go alone.

那你就走运了

Well,you're in luck.

在平地上正有一个联谊

There's a mixer here in flatland

在埃德温的小说里线段是女性

看啊那边有条性感的线段

Oh,look,the's a sexually attractive line segment

你应该跟她搭讪

You should chat her up.

-什么? -告诉她你是一个圆

- What? - Tell her you're a circle.

平地上的女孩子都喜欢圆

Flatland gals are all hot for circles.

伯纳黛特我希望你现在有胃口

I hope you're hungry,beadette.

我们要去一家很棒的餐厅

We're going to a terrific restaurant.

噢我快饿死了

Oh,yeah,I'm starved.

花了一整天的时间在生物实验室

When you spend all day in a bio-lab,

观察食肉细菌如何吃掉小型啮齿类动物

Watching flesh-eating bacteria skeletonize small rodents, 真的让人胃口大开

It really works up an appetite.

这个女人喜欢食肉细菌

Flesh-eating bacteria.

但我还是想吻她

And yet,I still want to kiss this woman.

这说明什么?

What does that tell you?

为了上她二垒这个极小的可能性

That you'd be willing to die a horrible death

你愿意尸骨无存地死去?

On the off-chance you'd get to second base?

我们已经远不止是二垒的关系了

Oh,we're way past second base.

对吧亲爱的?

Right,Howard?

虽然我们对各垒的位置

Well,we kind of disagree

有些分歧

About what the bases are.

佩妮你工作怎么样?

How's your work going,penny?

有参加什么表演吗?

Any acting jobs?

我最近的一个大型表演是

Well,the last big thing I did was this production

在一家保龄球馆上的剧场演出安妮日记

Of Diary of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.

但我觉得我的转机马上要来了

But I think things might be turning around pretty soon. 太好了怎么回事?

Great. How come?

答应我你不会嘲笑我

Well,promise you won't make fun of me.

当然我永远不会嘲笑你

Of course,I would never make fun of you.

好吧

Okay.

一个通灵师告诉我如果我剪了头发

Well,I went to this psychic who told me that if I cut my hair, 我就能出演一个全国性的广告

I'm going to get a national commercial.

什... 开玩笑呢吧?

Wh... seriously?

你去找通灵师要职业建议?

You're getting career advice from a psychic?

好一个永远不嘲笑她

Good job not making fun of her.

她跟那些骗子不同的好不好

She's not one of those phonies,okay.

她写了本书还有自己的网站

She wrote a book and has her own web site.

噢你干吗不早说?

Oh,gee,why didn't you say so?

又不是人人都有资格申请网站的

They don't let just anyone have a web site.

-你干吗这么刻薄? -你觉得奇怪?

- Why are you being such a jerk? - You're surprised?

你的通灵师没告诉你我会变得很刻薄?

Your psychic tell you I was going to be a jerk?

去死吧

Bite me.

开玩笑嘛佩妮

Come on,penny.

你们俩继续吵你们

Why don't you kids go ahead and chat?

我们要在后面亲热一会儿

We're gonna make out back here.

我要上你三垒了

I'm sliding into third.

谢谢你陪我来

Thanks for coming with me.

谢谢你给我

Thanks for giving me

限量版的绿灯侠能量灯

Your limited edition green lantern lantern.

你非得带上它不可吗?

Did you really have to bring it in with you?

如果恶魔来袭但我的戒指又没了能量怎么办?

What if evil strikes and my power ring runs low?

-来吧我们去喝一杯 -我不喝酒

- Come on,let's get a drink. - I don't drink.

我要喝酒

Yeah,well I do.

而且我的泡妞伙伴带着台能量灯

And when my wingman is carrying a green lantern lantern, 我得喝得更多

I drink a lot.

请给我一杯伏特加橙汁鸡尾酒

I'll have a screwdriver,please.

别吝啬你的伏特加

Don't be chintzy with the screw.

我要一杯漂浮沙士 [无酒精饮料]

I would like a root beer float.

谢尔顿他们这儿没有冰淇淋

Sheldon,they don' have ice cream.

没有?

They don't?

显然这里的人对派对的定义

Well,apparently,these people and I differ greatly

跟我是不一样的

On the definition of "Party."

给他秀兰?邓波尔（一种无酒精鸡尾酒）

He'll have a shirley temple.

也别吝啬里面的果汁

And don't be chintzy with the shirley.

好的

Okay,

我们开始找女人吧

Let's check out the females.

好

All right.

那里有个女人

There's a female.

那是威尔金森教授的太太

That's professor wilkinson's wife.

她好像都80了

She's like 80 years old.

但她是个女人

But she's female.

-你不是要玩找女人的游戏吗? -不

- Isn't that the game? - No.

我要找的是能共赴巫山的小妞

I'm looking for a hookup.

噢是么

Oh,yes.

所以这个游戏的重点是

So,the point of this exercise is

帮你找到可以交配的人?

For you to find someone to copulate with?

别那么大声

Not so loud,

不过理论上是正确的

But ideally,yes.

谢谢

Thanks.

谢谢你

Thank you.

我作为泡妞伙伴的职责是什么?

And what is my function as "Wingman"?

-帮我完成游戏 -没问题

- You help me run my game. - Okay.

你的游戏是什么?

What is your game?

在我跟女人胡吹的时候

When I lie through my teeth to a woman,

你就点头附和我

You nod and agree.

这玩意儿真帅

Hey,that's pretty cool.

它是什么东西?

What is it?

这是限量版的

It's a limited edition

绿灯侠能量灯

Green lantern lantern.

我朋友在找可以跟他交配的人

My friend is looking for someone to copulate with. 你真幽默

You're very funny.

我是艾比

I'm Abby.

-我是谢尔顿 -你好

- I'm Sheldon. - How do you do?

我是拉杰?罗摩衍?库萨帕里

Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.

-叫我拉杰 -你好拉杰

- Call me Raj. - Hi,Raj.

你是哪里人?

Where are you from?

神秘的印度次大陆

The mysterious subcontinent of India.

噢印度

Ooh,India.

-你了解印度吗 -看过贫民窟的百万富翁

- You know India? - I saw Slumdog Millionaire.

哇那我就是贫民窟的天体物理学家

Well,I'm a slumdog astrophysicist.

你爸不是妇科医生吗[有钱人家]

I thought your father was a gynecologist.

抱歉

I'm sorry.

玛莎快来

Martha,come here.

这两位是拉杰和谢尔顿

Meet Raj and Sheldon.

-这是我朋友玛莎 -你们好

- This is my friend,Martha. - Hi.

-你好 -你好

- Hello. - Hello.

这不是限量版的

Is that the limited edition

绿灯侠能量灯吗

Green Lantern Lantern?

光明的昼暗黑的夜

"In brightest day,in darkest night,

一切罪恶无所遁形

no evil shall escape my sight."

真是酷毙了

Oh,that is so awesome!

多谢

Thank you.

选好要和谁交配了吗

Have you chosen one to copulate with?

我们聊些什么呢

So,what should we talk about?

我们可以再听听某人的言论

Well,we could always learn more

为什么信灵媒的人都是小白

about why people who believe in psychics are idiots.

是吧莱纳德

Leonard?

这我们就不必多说了

Oh,we don't need to talk about that anymore.

莱纳德在车里已经说得够绝了

Leonard covered it pretty well in the car.

不好意思但事实如此

I'm sorry,but facts are facts.

得了你所无法理解的事

Right,and if you can't understand it,

那就不是事实

It's not a fact.

不如果不是事实那就是扯淡

No,if it's not a fact,it's not a fact.

明白了

Oh,got it.

多谢你教育我

Thank you for educating me.

不客气

You're welcome.

鱼好吃吗

How's your fish?

相当美味

Amazing.

要来点吗

Would you like to try some?

-当然 -但事实很残酷

- Yeah,sure. - Well,the fact is,

偏不给你吃

you can't.

霍华德伯纳黛特你俩都是科学家

Come on,Howard,Bernadette,you' both scientists. 行行好帮帮忙吧

Help me out here.

你觉得呢他们小两口矛盾

What do you think-- want to jump

我们要搅这趟浑水吗

right in the middle of another couple's argument? 不了谢谢

No,thank you.

爱莫能助

Sorry.

我想我们别谈这个话题了

Maybe we suld just stop talking about this.

我还是觉得我们都闭嘴好了

Maybe some of us should stop talking altogether.

今晚用餐如何

How is everything tonight?

相当郁闷

Really uncomfortable.

稳定而互相支持的一夫一妻关系中

You know,the best thing about being in a committed, 最大的优点就在于

monogamous,mutually supportive relationship

即使两人发生分歧

is that even if you have different idea,

并经过激烈辩论但感情不受影响

you can have a spirited debate,yet still care for, 甚至吵过后还是可以云雨一番...

even make love with...

不要鱼了吗

Want your fish?

我不用是灵媒

I knew you were going to do that.

也能猜到你会这样

Doesn't make me psychic!

好吧你这废柴只会把事情越弄越糟

Attaboy,Leonard make it worse.

什么情况

What's going on?

我们找到女人了

We scored.

我助攻的

I'm the wingman.

好啊

Hey.

-戴上防镭射 -难忘一宵啊

- Laser. - Had a great night last night.

我是不想透露太多啦

I don't like to kiss and tell,

但某些人已经上了八垒了哦

but somebody made it to eighth base.

八垒是个什么情况

What the hell is eighth base?

七垒只到宽衣解带

Seventh base with shirt off.

宽的还是我的衣

Well,my shirt.

你和佩妮咋样了

How'd things go with Penny?

好得不能再好了

Oh... couldn't be better.

我们感情生活一不顺

Are we taking our relationship

就拿无辜的赛昂人出气吗

frustrations out on innocent Cylons?

可不止赛昂人呢

It's not just Cylons.

接下来就轮到超人了

Superman's next.

好吧我本想在吃午饭前

All right,I was going to try to squeeze in

溜过来吐吐槽

a little more mocking before lunch,

但我想我还是识相点撤吧

but I can come back later

免得被你的杀伤性武器给殃及了

when you don't have a high-powered weapon.

我怎么能和信灵媒的女孩子约会呢

How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics?

这有啥我以前泡过一个妞

Hey,I once dated a girl

她还相信自己被外星人绑架过

who believed she was abducted by aliens.

你就不介意吗

And that didn'bother you?

正相反[法语]

Au contraire.

说明她好骗又值得"深探"一番

It meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.

我该咋办

What am I supposed to,

和佩妮一起时我就得装着相信吗

Pretend I believe something I don't whenever I'm with Penny? 我肯定佩妮和你一起时

Yes,I'm sure Penny fakes all kinds of things

她也不都是装出来的吗

when she's with you.

帮个忙怎么都好让我爆了你

Do me a favor-- lean or,put your head right here.

换种说法和你解释吧

Let me show you anothe way to look at this.

这里是全宇宙的女人

Here we have the universe of all women.

其中这一部分的女人

These are the ones

你想和她们上床

you want to sleep with.

而这里的女人则与你的想法如出一辙

These are the women who believe exactly what you believe. 而只有这点女人愿意和你上床

These are the women who would be willing to sleep with you. 而你的理想伴侣

And right there in the little triple intersection...

只能从这三者之间小小的交集中找了

is your ideal mate.

而你的那个她可能是个又矮又自卑的物理学家

Odds are she's a short physicist with low self-esteem

还是在为中国政府研究所工作

who lives in a government research facility in china.

你到底想说啥

What's your point?

为了和佩妮继续交往下去

In order to keep hing a sexual relationship with Penny,

我就得放弃

I have to give up everything I believe in--

我对科学知识的信仰

my intellectual integrity,the very nature

和我的本性吗

of who I am?

我做不到霍华德

I can't do that,Howard.

完全理解

I respect that.

那是什么

What is that?

你的新女友

Your new girlfriend.

祝你今晚愉快

Have fun tonight.

狗狗

The dog...

Koira.

Koira.

书名《学习芬兰语》

屋顶

The roof...

Katto

Katto

葡萄

Grapes...

Ryp leet

Ryp leet

等一下

One minute.

Sis n

Sis n

什么意思

What was that?

是指"请进"

It means "Come in."

我电脑在装新的操作系统

It's taking forever to load

等的时间太久了

The new operating system on my computer.

我消毒了厨房和卫生间

I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom,

索性就来学习芬兰语吧

And now I thought I'd learn Finnish.

那是印度语

That's Hindi for

就是说你爱咋咋滴吧

"Whatever floats your bought."

我收到艾比发来的短信

Uh,listen,I got a text from that girl Abby,

她跟她朋友玛莎还想跟我们出去玩

And she and her friend Martha want to hang out with us again. 你怎么说

What do you say?

我什么都不会说

I don't say anything.

只会提醒你你这个表情

I merely offer you facial expression

说明你走火入魔了

That suggests you've gone insane

我不明白你明明也很开心的啊

I don't get it.You had a great time.

没错我是玩得很开心

Yes,exactly,I had a great time.

但完了就完了我就找其他事做了

{\c I've moved on to other things.

比如说等我学会了芬兰语

For example,after I learn Finnish,

我是不会再去学一遍的

I'm not going to learn Finnish again

求你了谢尔顿我这个无助的印度男孩

Please,Sheldon,I'm a lost Indian boy

远离故土就想交个女朋友

Far from home,and I want a girlfriend

想让艾比当我女朋友

And I want her to be Abby,

但除非能带上玛莎不然她是不会出来的

And she'll only come over if she can bring Martha.

拉杰我强烈怀疑你能提出什么论据

Raj,I highly doubt there is any argument you can make,

或许你可以试试威胁我运用夸张策略

Threat you might levy,rhetorical strategy,

恳求我给我施法

Plea,invocation,

跟我祈祷芬兰语是vetoomus

Supplication,or... vetoomus

不如试试这几招说服我再考虑下

That you can employ that would convince me to reconsider. 斯坦?李《绿巨人》漫画的作者

斯坦?李亲笔签名的"神奇绿巨人"手套

My Incredible Hulk hand signed by Stan Lee.

天哪

Oh,my.

这是我多年梦寐以求的

I've admired these for years.

也就是说你肯再次跟我出去见她们了

So does that mean we can go with the girls again?

绿巨人同意再次跟弱小的人类约会

Hulk agree to second date with puny humans!

约会时你可不能戴那手套

You can't wear the hands on the date.

绿巨人伤心了

Hulk sad.

你清理干净了烘干机滤出来的绒毛

Cleaning out the old dryer lint,huh?

不但是种礼貌之举

Not only is it courteous,

更增加了安全系数

It's safety smart.

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Howard: And now the Kung Pao Chicken. 这是宫保鸡丁。 -Leonard: Ah, yeah. Wow. 啊，好，哇。 -Raj: Smooth. 厉害。 -Howard: And finally, my Moo Shu Pork. 最后，是我的木须肉。 -Raj: Whoo-hoo! 哇塞! -Howard: Oh, there you have it, gentlemen. Our entire dinner unpacked by robot.好了,先生们,你们都看到了机器人已经把所有饭菜取出来了。-Raj: And it only took 28 minutes. 仅仅花了28分钟时间。 -Sheldon: Impressive, but we must be cautious. 真不错啊，不过我们得小心点。 -Howard: Why? 为什么? -Sheldon: Today, it's a Chinese food retrieval robot. Tomorrow, it travels back in time and tries to kill Sarah Connor. 今天，这是个中餐传递机器人，明天，它会及时地穿越时空，回去谋杀Sarah Connor(终结者外传女主人公)。 -Leonard: I don't think that's going to happen, Sheldon. Sheldon 我可不相信会发生这样的事情。 -Sheldon: No one ever does. That's why it happens.。没人相信所以才会发生啊。 -Penny: Hey. Is the food here? Ooh. What's that? 嘿，外卖都到了? 哇，那是什么? -Howard: That, dear lady, is the Wolowitz Programmable Hand, designed

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1. Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese. Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin. Sheldon: Why Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me. 霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。 谢耳朵：为嘛 霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。 2. Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。 3. If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield. 如果胡来才是正确的方法的话，那我闭嘴。 4. I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me. But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges. 我以为她是个高度进化的纯高智商物种，就像我。而最近的事件表明她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物。 5. Sheldon: Why are you crying Penny: Because I'm stupid! Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. 谢耳朵：你为嘛哭呢 佩妮：因为我太傻了！ 谢耳朵：这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心。 6. Raj: I don't like bugs, okay They freak me out. Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. Raj：我不喜欢虫子行了吧吓得我半死。 谢耳朵：有意思。你害怕虫子，还有女人。要见着个花大姐准让你神经分裂了。 7. What’s life without whimsy 不为无益之事，何以遣有涯之生 8. In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

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嗯我也想你了亲爱的 Yeah,I miss you,too,sweetie. 我得挂了晚上见吧 Listen,I got to go,but I'll see you tonight? 好的 Okay. 拜拜 Bye-bye. 拜拜 Bye-bye. 不你先挂嘛 No,you hang up first. 喂 Hello? 老兄我为你好不容易找到个女朋友而高兴 Dude,I'm glad you finally got a girlfriend, 但你非得当着我们这些光棍的面 but do you have to do all that lovey-dovey stuff 玩那套你亲我热的把戏吗 in front of those of us who don't? 事实上他也许该当如此 Actually,he might have to. 在经济学里有种概念被称之为地位商品 There's an economic concept known as a positional good 它只在持有人手中才能彰显其价值 in which an object is only valued by the possessor 因为其他人无法拥有 because it's not possessed by others. 这个词由经济学家弗列得·赫希杜撰于1976年 The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch 用来取代更口语化但并不准确的"哦也-哦也"[嘲讽] to replace the more colloquial,but less precise "neener-neener." 才不是呢 That's not true. 我的快乐不是建立于 My happiness is not dependent 挚友的杯具与孤独之上的 on my best friend being miserable and alone. 谢谢 Thank you. 当然要说我没得儿意地笑肯定是说谎了 Although,I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a little bit of a perk.

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Howard我给你和你的小朋友们 and your little friends! 做了饼干。 -Howard: That's great, Mom, thanks! 那太好了，妈妈，谢谢。 -Woman: I'll bring them up with some Hawaiian Punch! Hawaiian punch: 夏威夷混合果汁 我会把它们和夏威夷鸡尾酒一起送去。 -Howard: Don't come up here! 不要上来! -Woman: Why not?! Are you ashamed of your mother?! be ashamed of: 难为情，对…感到羞耻 为什么不?! 你以你妈为耻?! -Howard: Yes, but that's not the point! 是的，但那不是重点! Get me out of here. 把我从这里弄走。 -Leonard: You have any ideas, Raj? 你有什么主意吗，Raj? -Raj: Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch. 现在，我能想到的只有饼干和夏威夷鸡尾酒。

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风筝嗬 Kites,ho! 风筝嗬 Kites,ho! 不好意思 Excuse me. 你们误用了"嗬"这个词 You're misusing the word "ho." 这是用于引起目标注意的感叹词 It's an interjection used to call attention 而不是物体例如"停下嗬" to a destination,not an object,as in,uh,"Land,ho!" 或者"向西嗬" Or,uh,"Westward,ho!" 风筝嗬 Kites,ho! 各位好在忙什么 Hey,guys. Whatcha doin'? 出去发现电的存在吗 Going out to discover electricity? 如果你说的是本杰明·富兰克林的成果 If you're referring to the work of Benjamin Franklin, 他没有"发现电的存在" he did not "discover electricity," 他只是利用风筝证明 he merely used a kite to determine 闪电"带"电 that lightning "consists" of electricity. 他还发明了富兰克林壁炉式取暖炉 He also invented the Franklin stove, 双光眼镜和灵活导尿管 bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter. 风筝嗬 Kites,ho. 我们准备去斗风筝 We're heading out for some kite fighting. -斗风筝-对 - "Kite fighting"? - Oh,yeah. 一项极具竞争性和激烈性的运动 It's an extremely competitive,cutthroat sport. 其实割到喉咙的风险很低 Well,actually,the risk of throat cutting is very low. 另外严重被线擦伤才是真实 On the other hand,severe string burn is a real

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一切都好 Okay-dokay. 每次看这部电影我都很困惑 This movie baffles me every time we watch it. 什么意思 What do you mean? 指南说得一清二楚 The instructions are very clear: 午夜后别喂魔怪 "don't feed the gremlins after midnight." 别弄湿魔怪 "don't get the gremlins wet." 这能有多难 How hard is that? 伙计们好啊 Hi,guys. 好啊亲爱的 Hi,honey. 好 Hey. 都已经是"亲爱的"啦 Ooh,we're "honey" now,are we?

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